Eddie

Cilla black, goofy cunt

I need a beer

I've got itchy bollocks

Stephen hawkings best ventriloquist I have ever seen

Orville has been left speechless following Keith Harris' death.

Pete burns

Stephen lawrence

Jackie stallone

Very similar kit, easy mistake to make when you're tired, and a cunt.

​They used to have ways of making you talk

If I was you I would avoid any machinery

Must have been tough negotiations, Vince cable must be a season ticket holder

The real bore will explain the merits of Jazz improvisation, this really means listening to a fat sweaty wanker blowing into a trumpet whilst appearing to be 1 note away from a heart attack. This made up shit sounds like a drowning cat , Slowly nod your head with your eyes shut, and a look on your face like you're about to shit yourself, and say nonsense like 'listen to the notes he is not playing' and you will fit right in.

It's art and very tastefully performed, only we and the rest of the plebs are to thick to understand it , much like the shit Tracy Emin made a fortune out of, unmade beds my arse.

It was a madness quip , dirt bag

What a total load of fucking shit , still better than anything I've seen on Dave.

Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me

Looks like that little boy / girl is inappropriately grabbing Robins arse

Watching snooker put my girlfriend in a coma, I know I know it's serious

A friend of mine was in a accident, however was not injured, mysteriously more than one, no fee claim companies managed to obtain his mobile phone number and bombard him with calls. When he told them he did not need hospital treatment and was not injured, he was advised to go to the hospital anyway, as he could claim a payout. When he told them he wasn't hurt or interested they become aggressive, these no fee cunts should be banned and the dirt bags from the insurance companies selling details of people involved in accidents should be prosecuted. Then and only then our insurance premiums may return to a acceptable level.

Plenty of huffing and puffing, groaning and moaning, and that's just getting their shoes off

If she wakes up to find him stiff, it might be a cause for concern

Does not make them the hero's the fire brigade union would like you to believe, they are fire watchers not fighters , and there is too many of them sitting around all day and night waiting for a road traffic accident

It's not to late to claim you ppi back, fuck off