Eddie

LondonM would have been a jew guard in a concentration camp moaning he don't get paid enough for this shit...

Tc I have read numerous references to the glory days; and the witty vinegar cunting posts of old. I hope you understand the disappointment when I read your utter fucking shit. I feel like a kid at Christmas who wanted a bike, who unwrapped a present shaped like a bike only to find a radiator and various plumbing tubes.

Well said cunty, embrace the hate, it's a powerful emotion and top trumps the love weirdos.

Yes it was lol, you just cheered my right up, I'm on the pink champagne.

And a homophobic cunt. Also I hate this acceptance of trans gender weirdos. I tick all the bigot boxes.

To fully understand fatty, we carried out the death day calculator on line, all being totally honest, Fatty maintaining his current lifestyle has 4 years to live. Shocking I know, I don't think I can put up with the cunt that long.

It's true, however some people practice daily, although fatty is probably one of the best salesman in our sector, he is an awful person with no morals and poor personal hygiene.

I've got a chubby just reading that.

Fucking kids events shite I sincerely hope that you didn't leave out a comma by mistake on that nom quince.

Drug fuelled romps with a homo school teacher perhaps?

Idiot.

If men never used prostitutes, you would never have been born...

Glad we have cleared that one up......drink bleach, wood chipper, thicko, blah blah fucking blah

What the fuck have Eskimo's got to do with it?

They would prefer you took them a rent boy, silly.

Micky dolenz was one of the monkees, is the bloke you played golf with 'Mickey Dolentz from the Monkeys' in a tribute band?

Who the fuck is Mickey Dolentz, is he related to Micky Dolenz?

Who are you playing golf with next? Probably another big shot like a friend of a bloke who once watched ' The Great Soprendo' live.

Living the dream.

Sounds beautiful quince, I will bring a picnic, any chance I could have a go at swinging the axe?

Jesus wept, you're the real deal aren't you.

Let's round up all the cunts on the watch list and move them all to jaywick. Build a big wall around the town protected with patrolling armed guards. Sky 1 can do a jihad on benefits style program, bombs on a budget sugar and weedkiller style and Jim royale style suicide vests with holes. Alan Patridge can do the commentary.

Now you're talking Bill.

I was in Goa when the tsunami hit, the water was a little bit rough that day, truly terrifying stuff, a wave splashed up on my knackers, could have died.

All muslims read and follow the teachings from the same book, all are terrorist's or terrorist sympathisers, bar none without exception. Except a bloke I know who's alright for an arsenal fan.