Eddie

I like a road side shrine, free toys for the kids and free flowers for the wife, nice.

Noel Edmonds is a cunt.

Another annoying billionaire with selfish reasons to stay in, the cunt is everywhere championing the in vote. However he does not even own a home here and has been a tax exile for 7 years, nice to live on your own island in the Caribbean and tell the great unwashed what's good for them, dyslexic cnut.

You'll be OK then. I never noticed you before, been here long?

It's Joey Deacon, you Joey Deacon.

To be honest drew, I don't even have a car, I was trying to be a big shot again.

Snatch, post your own frank video, swimming cap on with a bit of concealer to blend in, white skinny jeans (rolled up queer boy style), make sure you strap down your cock as frank has no bulge, and if you have any musical talent do not let that show in anyway. Maybe a Elmer fudd ditty about rabbits?

I would rather lick dianne Abbotts arse pre wipe than donate cash to help Africans, every parking ticket I get is given by one of those cunts, I don't want any more making it here.

I just thought they liked fucking.

Do nothing, it won't make any difference, Starvin Marvin is a cunt.

The stinking sack of shit also inflicted Live 8 on us. This load of wank generated corporate sponsors, royalties and contributions for all over the world. Unfortunately this cash did not go to the starving, or the poorest 18 countries in the world as promoted, actually the money was used to pay off the corporate creditors of indebted countries, stupid, smelly tramp of a cunt.

The shit sucking tramp continues with his great work by sticking his nose in the referendum. I would say the washed up star should fuck off but washed is not a term associated with this cunt. He is of course a success at being a husband and father so we should hang on his every word. The bog trotter also flicked the 'V' sign at struggling British fisherman, I can only hope this cunt follows his wife and daughter and scores a particularly high grade bag of smack.

How about a quick sinead O'conno number to pacify the baying mob, 'nothing compares to you', whilst sporting a line drawn across the middle of your baldy head, with little drops of jizz drawn carefully down the side of your face?

You are not breaking the law talking on the phone and driving your mobility scooter, shitting your pants at the same time is not multi tasking it's just an inconvenience for your carer.

How about cunts with wigs on their head? , maybe you could do a video, spitting image style, like the paul Daniels one, balance a glass of milk on your head, wip the wig off without spilling a drop and shout "that's magic".

No he's a cunt.

Shave off your greasy hair, loose the cheap bifocals, brush the dandruff off your shoulders and maybe Frank will take you on as a mini me to his spam headed Dr evil persona you poison fucking dwarf.

You know the bigger boys will eventually get bored of your weaselling fucking act and throw you aside, wiz will eat you for breakfast.

Shut up ape you boring no mark fucking cunt of a man.

Fuck off prof.

It's time for me to go home Frank, I have turned dark brown in this blistering sun, I feel lazy, lethargic even, last night I had to fight the urge to mug my elderly neighbour. I have become eveything I hate.

Is she Italian?

You can come and clean my pool, between you and me I've pissed in it but I haven't mentioned it to the others. Wear a hat, it's 35 in the shade, your spam fucking head will look like a piece of chorizo in a matter of minutes.

You would fit right in Frank with your baldy spiv head and soapy appearance.

Q: What do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth? A: A rake.