Eddie

Stand down Frank, tigers on the course.

It’s about time you traded that piece of crap in and got a proper sports car.

Lennie, I mean Harvey dreams of "living off the fatta' the lan'" and being able to tend to rabbits….

https://ibb.co/MCxX46K

Fuck off Eric you Dopey fucking doorman, watch and learn

A White Russian, or a Black Russian or come to think of it any coloured Russian with a cock.

Greece Monday, Phuket the following Monday, it’s great being me.

I do have this large blackhead.

Back on topic, as a hairless weasel of a gimp have you scoured the Wellness industry for a ccccccuuurrre?

As an old lonely poof my I suggest https://ibb.co/VNbszx0

He smells of a gone off egg dipped in fish guts, that a dog ate then regurgitated, in a construction site portaloo occupied by Frank.

Get an avatar, smelly old bastard

Ne-ne-ne, ne-ne-ne, none of them, none of them, none of them

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The dirty old man sent me a pic of said umbrella up his arse, cured my stutter over night.

Wanker withers whistable, I have been to Samphire for lunch, couple of benders serving, bet you know them?

I’m dusting off the Harley withers, whistable bound, I know you shouldn’t really eat oysters if there is a ‘R’ in the month but wtf, I hope one kills me.

Frank I am sitting next to the ugly sisters, there are no other tables, should I risk losing a table or stay put? https://ibb.co/41ygyRc

You would not dare to post this if decs had not returned to Canada. Shove your umbrella collection up your arse, show my your brella stand.

Withers, what do you make of Franks obsession with umbrellas? Is he the only man who could open one fully up his arse hole?

I hate those Palestinians only slightly less than I hate those Jews, only slightly less than I hate withers.

I know what you mean decs lol https://ibb.co/M1TQ2q0

I bet everyone at school wanted you dead when you was 14, mercilessly bullied, spat at and called bender, and that was just by the teachers, I know what it was like, my stammer made be a target too, fffffuck oooofffff

Thanks for replying Frank, not my best work tbh, ffffffffuuuuck offffff.

Women ‘comedians’ like women footballers are Fucking shit. This Jimmy Krankie lookalike dyke has yet another new TV show and like other unfunny cunts Sarah Millican, Sue Perkins, Sandy fucking Toksvig and Miranda Hart make a good living from not making people laugh on the TV. The only one to make the list above look talented is the wet chinned Rosie Jones, how they must love her, dig up Bernard Manning quick.