Eddie

1 hour ago, Dick Fiddler said:

Wasteman? Are you fucking black or something?

No, he’s just a stupid cunt. 

11 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

 Unlike you overcrowded inhabitants,

Of course France isn’t overcrowded, it’s shit. 

1 hour ago, Frank said:

Bend I’ve just caught sight of Lionel Ritchie’s face. My god. 

I’m soaking bloody wet, but well worth the 5am start this morning, excellent atmosphere despite the weather. 

34 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Alright me old cocker?

Good morning withers, I hope you choke to death on a snail, filthy French turd.

8 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

 Thank fuck I live in France.

At last, something we can agree on, get fucked. 

On 30/04/2023 at 05:45, Last Cunt Standing said:

Well, just under a week to go until jug ears and his bitch get to float about London in their Gold carriage waving at the soft-minded wankers in their TK Maxx anoraks who’ll line up dutifully in the rain to kiss his ring. What’s the bill running at currently? £100m? £150m?

We are told the coming ceremony will be fit for the modern age, which according to the TV news piece I’ve just seen, includes some dotty old Dorises’ hand-embroidered anointing screen, strict quotas on “minority representation”, and Floella Fucking Benjamin processing as Keeper of the Royal Teddy. What a Country. 

Much amusement here though, at the notion that the Peoples of The Commonwealth will be encouraged to join their British cousins in standing in their living rooms and loudly pledging allegiance to His Royal Jugness. Fuck that, was pretty much the tone of the Newscaster, stifling giggles. I imagine he speaks for many. 

I’ve never been more grateful to have Saturday night Dinner plans. Enjoy the show, Serfs. 

https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/in-a-land-far-far-away-a-silly-ritual-will-hand-us-our-new-king-and-queen-20230426-p5d3c9.html
 

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/apr/29/public-invited-to-swear-their-allegiance-as-king-is-crowned

Is a shame that you couldn’t afford to retire in the uk, well a nurses pension ain’t what it used to be, fuck off…

22 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Cor that was funny, Eddie. You're on fire tonight. 

Sorry, meant to say you should be on fire. 

Are you saying your cousin doesn’t wear a hi viz vest and work boots? 

On 02/05/2023 at 12:12, camberwell gypsy said:

Moyles is actually not a bad bloke when you meet him. My cousin used to work at XFM and said he was a nice bloke. From what I've heard about the Corden cunt by all accounts he's a nasty piece of work who has given abuse to anyone who so much as smiled at him. I personally wished that Sir Patrick Stewart had broke his fucking nose at that awards shitfest a few years back. Shame it wasn't Oliver Reed who Corden was having a go at.

Moyles is a crossed eyed northern cunt and your cousin wears a vest, fuck off. 

On 30/04/2023 at 12:27, Witheredscrote said:

Most agents have several on their books for 40 - 60K.  I have one for sale @ 55K, but it's in a 'whites only' area, so you can fuck right off.

That’s me out, I can’t run the risk of buying one and being stuck next to you. 

9 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

@Frank, well here we are. It's 22:23 GMT+1 here, and just you and me on line. I'm done with this.  

I’m considering buying a beach hut in Whitstable, do you have any leads for me?  

21 hours ago, Frank said:

Forgot about this. Brilliant song.

Frank you’re a modern man, what with me being a flat arsed builder type, I have no idea about the younger generation. My 15 year old step daughter uses the word ‘like’ at the beginning and end of every sentence, what should I do? 

20 minutes ago, Frank said:

There’s too much to lose. Besides, if you look at how well his sideline shite is doing, it’s highly unlikely. I’ll tell you something though, he looks more Downs in real life than you could ever imagine. That might be it. 

Fuck off you stupid cunt. 

8 minutes ago, Decimus said:

The triple Fs?

Fatty, punkape and ?

22 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

Have you got money troubles?

Yes, I don’t know what to do with it all. 

11 hours ago, Mike Hunt said:

Fuck me, I've just seen a British Broadcasting Cunts photo release of the new Dr Who.  Looks more like fucking Shaft to me.  Even his name is an anagram of Cunti.  Can't get more of a cunt than that.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-65347900

The bbc is anti white, against anything this country created, its history and its culture. In fact against the west in general, and that’s why I will not pay my tv licence. 

15 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

While I do sympathise with what you are experiencing with your health care, it is , in part, your own fault for living in a overcrowded, shithole of a country. 

Fuck off.

Withers I was at the o2 with Ginger last night watching an old queen tickle the ivories, absolute rubbish, full of old ‘look at me queens’ gyrating around in their Edward Green’s and wigs, made me physically sick. 

16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Ask @Eddie, but I think that’s gone too. I used to go there on Saturday mornings when Ladbrokes owned it. They’ve probably built ‘affordable housing’ (black ghetto) on it.

It’s still there Eric, a good night out 

13 minutes ago, Frank said:

I’ve certainly got some issues, DC. When I do finally show up at the Apes, I’m sure we’ll get on like a house on fire. 😉 

If you don’t mind me saying, you’re really off your game, definitely not the best on here…

10 hours ago, King Billy said:

Eddie. How long do you think she has left to live? Strange as it may sound but I think I’m going to miss her more than you when she’s gone. If it’s any consolation you can have any 3 of my best brasses (including the annoying ginger one) on the house for half an hour after the wake. After that it’s strictly normal rates though.

Bill, don’t take this the wrong way but I wouldn’t put my maggot in anything that you’ve test ridden, no offence 

34 minutes ago, Frank said:

I sometimes wish that you morons had access to the site's analytics. Whenever this cunt posts his signature Rocky video after a short absence, the online user stats are off the charts! Only the Judge, Quincy and Catwoman, back in the day, had the same pulling power. On the other side of the coin, the Ape continues to threaten the Corner's longevity. I am the best on here. 

Of course I have the stats, think about it…

40 minutes ago, Frank said:

I fancy Lisowski this year Eric, you dope. Williams runner up. Look out for me and my dead dad down the front at the QFs. 

You stupid fucking cunt hole. 

1 hour ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Decco baby..soft power lasts longer n reaches further..anyway if thats the sum of yer knowledge of current events i think yer 3% pay rise was a smidge over generous..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

Panzer, is the immigration problem as bad as reported on the island of Ireland 🇮🇪?

23 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Who the fuck is Val Donnican? You stupid, sausage fingered, Mr Magoo cunt.

He’s the only celebrity that hasn’t got a personalised number plate, fuck off.

So it’s not just the catholics cornering the child nonce market, it now seems they have competition from the Buddhists, the Dalai Lama has been filmed kissing a young boy on the lips and asking him to suck his tongue. If the dirty old git does that in public, what does he asked to get sucked in private? 

6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Forget this shit @Eric Cuntman. It has been reported that police have been sent to the White Hart Inn, Grays, to remove the landlady's display of Golliwogs in the bar.  Some cunt reported it.  You're local, sort it.

@Eddie@Old Chap Raasclaat,  get back in your dug out canoes, and fuck off.

Expect a lengthy ban, French worm.