Ape™️

So, to summarise, RK has, in no way, got under your skin and enraged you?

What, like cancer of the arsehole? That would be proper tidy now, isn't it.

Rick probably wouldn't even understand it. How can you possibly swallow a human being?

When looking for a card for my wife, for fucking Valentine's Day, I found one that said "I'm really glad your mum didn't swallow you". Despite finding it a little amusing, I'm pretty sure there's a fairly large contingent that would find it highly fucking offensive.

High five Quincy, you snake.

Do you get this affliction often? I've never had it in my entire life. Perhaps you need to look at your level of personal hygiene, you dirty taff cunt.

I'm sure Withers is taking a pounding, right this second. Fucking French poof.

Hopefully the pain you next experience is that of death. Anyway, I've got a little quiz - see if you can work out who I'm doing an impression of: "Oooh, oooh, Eddie, look at me! I've had a pop at Ape! Please, please, please give me a like Eddie! I'm so very desperate to get your approval! Please Eddie, please." Any ideas?

I'm sure the majority of fellow members will be delighted when you're dead, you absurd cretin.

Be silent, you idiot.

Dan - has anyone ever told you you're a verbose wanker?

If some nasty little cunt, aged 14, rapes or murders an innocent, they should be named. The perpetrators of these crimes, however young, cease to be children the second they commit such atrocities. The only exception I'd make would be if such a child happened to slit Withers' throat from ear to ear; I'd slip the little cunt £500 for crack and booze, after first warmly shaking their hand.

Fucking right, and don't forget Davis, Hendry and Parrot.

You're a strange little man if you get pleasure from sending pictures of things you supposedly own to an anonymous ID on an Internet forum. You're probably very short in stature.

Don't bother - it'll only confirm what I already know.

That, is a fucking monstrosity. I fucking detest Harleys almost as much as I fucking detest you. Fuck off you utter, utter fucking idiot.

I doubt Scotty would understand the hilarious significance of this request. I've noticed how you always have to name other members in your posts, in the hope they'll support you and join in. Truly fucking pathetic. Vivre.

Say whatever you like about me, but leave my family out if it, you pathetic, attention-seeking little creep.

Oh look Withers, Eddie likes this! Who'd have thought it! For fucks sake, hurry up and die. Oh, can you enlighten me as to why @Mrs Roops had to edit this?

Well I'm certainly glad I haven't got either of yours. Stupid cunt. Lol.

Can you not see the irony of you, someone barely able to string a coherent sentence together, criticising the occasional spelling mistake of another member? No? Didn't think so.

I assume you're pronouncing it "jigawatts"?

We're talking at cross porpoise, or as it's sometimes called, angry dolphin.

I think the remains of your sanity have gone back to sea.....in Franks beautiful pea green boat.

That, is fucking horrifying.