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Eddie, I hate to break it to you, but Club Card points aren't the same as money.

Being related to you, it comes as no real surprise.

I can't recall Frank being welcome anywhere. Ever.

Cancer!

Unlikely. I can say with 100% certainty, however, that my approach won't be changing towards you.

When the subject matter is a vile faggot, there are no boundaries. Cunt.

I'm not comfortable with all this abuse of Jacko.

She'd say the same as me: fuck off you nasty little turd.

Frank, I feel it's only fair to tell you that I am hoping you get a huge amount of cancer in 2017. The location of said cancer is irrelevant, although up your arsehole would be a bonus.

Punkers, you need to realise that just because something is written in a book, it is not necessarily true. The exception to this is, however, that I read today you have an unquenchable thirst for spunk, in this weeks edition of "Repetitive Poof" magazine.

You are, without any doubt, the thickest, most unpleasant piece of shit currently floating through cyberspace.

You are in no position to criticise other people's noms, you knuckle-dragging fucking idiot.

Should I have included references to mass murder, homosexuality and AIDS? Fucking cretin.

It's only a matter of time before these utter fucking geniuses come up with a cure for cancer and a viable fusion reactor system. They are, supposedly, forensic scientists, but are portrayed as ultra-sharp sleuths than can solve any crime. I've just seen one induce a small "voltage" of 100pF ( which is a measure of capacitance to all you thickies out there) in the arm of a stiff, to allow its finger print to be detected by its mobile phone. Talk about poetic fucking licence. Cunts.

Smoke and drink as much as you possibly can. Your death will be a welcome release - for all of humanity.

It seems your noble intent is meeting with some harsh criticism Jacko. They clearly have no idea you're one of the best on here.

Alright lads?

A well researched and well presented piece, 'Baws. What do you conclude from this data?

Indeed Additionally, he's a stupid fucking cunt.

I think it's time someone shoved a control rod down your throat.

Lol. Lol. Turd.

You utterly predictable, repetitive, pathetic fucking poof. Fuck off.

I'm sure it's infinitely more attractive than your loose, gaping arse. Fuck off you piece of scum.

Your first gay post of 2017. I expect there are plenty more to come, unless by some miracle you die horribly of your AIDS in the near future. Happy New Year, you fucking turd.

Nice avatar, Ratters. Really nice.