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Ape™️

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  1. I don't doubt an encounter with you would be life changing. I expect most people would look at themselves in a new light - thanking their god that they're not a skinny, emaciated, cancer-ridden piece of fucking shit.
  2. What a bizzare thing to say. Are you drunk again?
  3. I'd ignore him - the cunt has been on the piss all afternoon and consequently talking more shit than usual (hard to believe I know).
  4. How'd those cunts learn to wheelie a horse?
  5. Ape™️

    Prosecco

    The favourite drink of women, faggots and Punkape. Fucking dreadful shit.
  6. What have I told you about leaving a space between a sentence and its ending punctuation? Where the fuck were you educated? You're a fucking disgrace.
  7. Thanks for that Frank (you vile piece of scum) - that's exactly what I was going to say. Fuck off.
  8. Many thanks for your kind words. In the case of Jiggers post, which was highly thought provoking, I mulled it over for a while, tried to look at it from all angles, before deciding on a succinct and appropriate response.
  9. I think we all know what the result would be if you checked your credit rating, Pansyspacker. You wouldn't even be able to buy a TV from Brighthouse.
  10. Ape™️

    Kelly malloney

    Fascinating. Now, fuck off.
  11. Take your first class trains, your private cabs and your orangery, complete with underfloor heating, and shove them up your arse.
  12. Thank you, professor Lewis - most fascinating.
  13. A car with two wheels. A gutless, poor handling, heavy, crass piece of American shit. That's your Harley that is.
  14. I'd imagine Punkapes arse is well packed - 24/7
  15. I suspect you've had a session on the marching powder, and it's deluded the remains of your brain.
  16. The most predictable and boring thing anyone could ever say in response to a hearing related nom. Fuck off.
  17. Ape™️

    Kenow Twats

    Just as well really.
  18. The heat is probably from pizza boxes slowly composting.
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