I don't doubt an encounter with you would be life changing. I expect most people would look at themselves in a new light - thanking their god that they're not a skinny, emaciated, cancer-ridden piece of fucking shit.
Many thanks for your kind words. In the case of Jiggers post, which was highly thought provoking, I mulled it over for a while, tried to look at it from all angles, before deciding on a succinct and appropriate response.