Ape™️

No, this rarely happens to you because you're a nasty, lying little cunt who is despised by all. Even habitual users of the word would falter in your presence. lol.

The sooner someone rips out your CPU and shoves it up your gaping arse, the better.

http://tinypic.com/r/dd2hef/9 Here, for those with flash player, is a rare video of the sausage arm plopper on his daily walk.

Let's raise a people's army and seize control of the state.

He's been doing it for a while now. Imitation is the highest form of flattery - he has designs on Punkapes starfish.

Sounds like a Punkape nom. I hope you're pleased with yourself.

No, it isn't. Stickers is a despicable cunt, and I want him dead. Dead by dawn.

I'd prefer some gladiatorial arena, where I can rip his coke-addled head off.

Looks like your hilarious reply was deleted Bill. Perhaps it's down to your repeated plagiarism of Punkapes material?

Enjoy your evening.

I think you should go and snort something Bill.

Not a word generally associated with you, eh?

I've heard Punkape likes to go cruisin' - cruisin' for a piece of ass.

Roll on Sunday.

Fuck me, the monkey and typewriter myth proves itself to be true! Finally, the spunk-guzzling cretin has produced a half decent nom, with only a mild homosexual reference to Aquarius taking it up the shitter.

How's your cancer coming along?

Fuck off, Roger.

I'm just not comfortable with a child, or even worse a baby, being called Roger - All Rogers should be born fully grown. They must never be infants as it's just wrong. FUCKING WRONG I TELL YOU.

What kind of sick cunts would choose to saddle their child with this dreadful name? It conjures up images of total spackers with leather patches on their jacket elbows. It's a fairly seldom used name these days (thankfully) but there are still lunatics out there who feel it's an acceptable name to bestow upon their unfortunate child. i wonder what Punkapes real name is?

She's very well, thanks. How's Mr Punk? Lol.

So, what you're saying is, in essence, is that Punkape is a stupid fucking cunt?

Another faggot-based nom from a colossal poof. Change the record you fucking cretin.

Can you imagine what kind of handicap the flid plays off?

Get Ephraim to go and deal with 'em. And send Robin round too.

He's a fucking lunatic.