Ape™️

Are you running low on system resources? Your output is below its normally abysmal standard tonight.

Yacht 4U. Yacht 2 4U. Cunt off.

Panzerspacker hold that title I believe. Him, or ThunderCunt.

Id like to take the cloth Frank is cut from and put it through a multistage process of destruction, involving garden machinery, acid (or alkaline - I'm not fucking fussy) and fire.

The cunt is doubtless huddled with the T.U.C. as we speak.

Why not try making a nomination of your own, so amateurs such as me can see how it's really done. Alternatively, you could just fuck off, you oily heap of shit. What do you think about that?

The sheer number of the fucking cunting things is beyond belief these days. Lawyers 4U, Loans 4U etc. I wouldn't be surprised if Punkape starts a Blowjobs 4U business empire soon. Perhaps he already has? Lol. lol.

Yes, from a comedic wordsmith such as yourself. Fuck off. Best regards, Ape.

Most dances are repetitive and boring - much like your posts. Lol.

Good work 'Baws. It's probably a sick reference to his days operating an electric chair. Bet the sponge was always dry.

A fucking top drawer rant gongers.

Naturally.

This is guaranteed to invoke the Punkape executable.

Thanks for your insightful and interesting views on this subject, Panzerspacker. I think it's entirely fair to say that you are the thickest cunt currently breathing on this planet.

He'll blame it on his iPhone - just you wait...

I refer to him as "the sausage arm plopper" - he's a daily source of amusement to me. I'm going to try and photograph, or better still, video him.

What?

Fuck yeah!

Thanks for the words of encouragement, you stupid cunt.

Fuck off you faggot. lol. Lol.

Whilst driving to work I keep seeing a fat bloke in a tee shirt and jeans walking the same route. His arms don't swing at all as he perambulates on his merry way, trying, I suspect, to lose weight. They look like two giant sausages hanging limp from his shoulders. It's really quite bizzare. Fucking fat spastic cunt - probably a poof too.

Getting a fair bit of stick today aren't you Punkers?

I've always considered you a generous sort 'Baws, and here's the proof.

Yes, I know shit when I see it, and what you posted, is utter fucking shit. I'm a connesewer.

What an unadulterated pile of utter fucking shit.