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I'm not attacking the poster, and the thread has already been derailed, you quote editing piece of scum. lol.

Your death would be better.

You cowardly little fucking weasel shit-cunt.

Since it's a mindless cretin, there's no telling what it's suggesting. It seems to be malfunctioning a lot lately.

Do you wear a monocle?

Regurgitate on each other? Surely not?

How can we rub it all over each other if we've already eaten it? Fucking idiot. lol.

Looks like Punkape.exe has exhausted its limited supply of original material, and is now just firing out repetitive, predictable drivel. Come to think of it, it's always fired out repetitive, predictable drivel. Just goes to show what a stupid cunt its creator is. lol.

Great analogy - really fucking great.

I've got a Jack Russell - fantastic little dogs, full of character and extremely loyal. I expect you own a labrador that you've trained to lick peanut butter off your cock.

Lol.

Aren't. lol.

Despite my error, that I won't bother to correct, it's clear to anyone with even a brain the size of yours what I meant. Now, fuck off.

I feel it's my duty to highlight the obvious flaws in the supposedly highly educated and well bred character you attempt to pass yourself off as. And on that note, you're leaving a space after question marks again - grammatically incorrect.

I'll add to this - the cunt doubles players that touch hands after every fucking point in some "high five" Americunt manner.

Illiterate dunce.

i think you'll find they do. What's to like? You're a snivelling little toad. Lol. Lol.

Everyone currently alive on this planet. Specific enough for you? This obviously includes the population of Nigeria.

God thinks you're a fucking idiot. I think you're a fucking idiot. I'm confident the rest of the human race does too.

I'd like to take a Happy Gilmore style run up at him with a driver, hopefully knocking his idiotic head off.

That, if your "golf club" actually existed, would be a load of fucking bollocks. If you really played, you'd know. Now, fuck off.

Playing "golf" today Spunky? Here's hoping you are killed by a stray Srixon, hit by someone who really plays golf. Cunt.

Does your manager know you're posting on here when you should be arranging the tinned food on aisle 13?

The president of the SpunkMonkey "golf club" is really the chief tramp of a box dwelling, bin raiding (Tesco, naturally) tribe of homeless, alcoholic scum-cunts.

Mine tingles a little with every newcunt that appears these days. I'm always looking closely for any JibJab-esque tendencies, in case the Antichrist walks among us once more.