Ape™️

Toilets must be blocked again - a massive turd has surfaced.

At least you had the decency not to multi quote too. Lol. lol.

I felt a tremor in the Force - you agreed with something Ding said.....

Ding you cunt I just measured your post at 16" long on my phone.

We could be getting this all wrong - they might be using footballers...

What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13.

That was possibly true, until you joined in.

It's fucking tempting to read it, just to see how the act of being fucked by a T-rex is described.

What the fuck were you searching for to "stumble" upon this, Quincy?

Fuck off.

Depriving him of any form of computer input device would fuck him up good and proper.

Fuck off

Why bother? Why make such a comment? It's just an imaginary forum where people (cunts in a lot of cases) say outrageous things, either to shock and/or amuse. It's a bit of fun, so either actively contribute, or fuck off.

I'm sure Punkape will let us know when Tesco get stock - after all he'll most likely be putting them out on display, when he's finished his aisle cleaning duties.

Whatever the reason, when he sees this nom he's going to be fucking furious.

Where the fuck is Punkape? This nom should be like catnip for catholic cretins. I'm genuinely disappointed the cunt hasn't weighed in on it.

It's comes from the pineapple nom I made, and the common belief that he's a yank (which he is).

A bleachy cocktail eh? Surely, even someone operating with a limited mental capacity such as yours can come up with something a bit more original than bleach? Or maybe not.

We get them in Gloucester, playing the same tuneless "melody" over and over, and expecting to be given money for it. If I hear a genuinely skilled busker, with real musical talent, then I will generally give a bit of cash. These accordion cunts get fuck all.

I'll eagerly await your next nom then, so I can learn from an expert.

Very good. You must have an awful lot of free time on your hands.

You may have done, but since I regard you as spectacularly retarded, the things you say aren't given a great deal of attention. Nothing personal.

Can't say fairer than that.

Soppy cunt.