Ape™️

You should have added a stupid cunt emoji to really add impact to your reply.

I think your confusing "debate and vigorous exchanges with pathos", with unrelenting sarcasm and vitriol aimed directly at you. You like penis (a lot). Fuck off.

All you ever post is "all you ever post are your gay porn fantasies..." Fucking poof. Fuck off.

Rick, please stop using that stupid fucking emoji. Have you any idea what a cunt it makes you look?

I felt sick writing it. But people need to know what kind of depraved faggot old Punkers is.

Punkape seems to be under the deluded impression that anyone who isn't a cum-guzzling cock smoker would want to get into his "club". I can just imagine the joining ceremony, where the new member is invited to drink the yard of spunk.

I expect your psychiatrist makes you wear a hat with loads of electrodes sticking out. For your next session, let's hope he decides to increase the voltage and use a dry sponge.

Heatstroke? Stroke? There's surely got to be a reason for such drivel.

The only thing a gentleman such as you sports is a stomach full of congealed spunk. Fuck off.

Yeah, lol. Fucking hilarious. Lol.

You utter fucking wanker.

None of your fucking business, you barely-literate piece of scum.

Whenever I go into Glawster I am left stunned by the sheer number of such cunts. You've heard of people being hit with the ugly stick, but in Gloucester it's taken to a whole new level. It's as if someone has modified an agricultural flail mower, so it has a huge arsenal of ugly sticks spinning round, and then towed it straight through the city centre, maiming every man, woman and child.

The rose tinted glasses view of the beach is, as you point out, far removed from the reality. Combine this with the nightmare journey to get there and the inevitable lack of parking space, and you've basically created your very own hell. I prefer beer and BBQ in my garden, with the car left to swelter alone on the drive.

What the fuck possesses people to pile their kids into a metal box and jump on the motorway, in a futile attempt get to the seaside? I can't think of anything worse than being stuck in a traffic jam for hours, in 30 degree heat, with tempers fraying and kids arguing. Utter fucking madness.

So that's a no then. Idiot.

On a day like this, have you honestly nothing better to do than post fucking rubbish like this? Fucking idiot.

You could always try stopping posting drivel on CC 24/7, having a shower, changing your clothes and trying to integrate back into normal society. Or, failing that, you could shut the fuck up.

You've been quiet for a while - were you wracking your brains to think of something funny to say? I think you need to take a bit more time to come up with it, as this is just horse shit. I recommend a period of at least 100 years.

If you've got someone willing and able to suck your cock on the premises, what the fuck are you doing posting on here?

Any other things we should know about you? Was a distant relative of yours a King of England? Have you done a warm up set for the 'Stones? Were you instrumental in the design of the Apollo spacecraft?

Sounds like someone needs a few ribs out.

I think the rib removal thing is an urban myth.....

You're confusing him with Punkape. Now, old Punky didn't elect to have his lower ribs removed - they were kicked in by some of his fan club. However, he's enjoying the result none the less. He's a vile little cock sucker.

Never forget to include Bono in such rants.