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A cunning way to make people buy again what they already own. Wankers. Fuck off.

To conserve precious resources, it'd be better if he simply killed himself in his hovel.

Holistic aromatherapist? Fucking poof.

Care to explain the tenuous link between my open dislike for that wanker @'eavensaboveand crashing rc helicopters? You see, to me it appears that you are just doing your one-trick-pony routine again.

Try getting a job and doing something positive with your life. Posting fucking drivel like this makes you as much of a wanker as @'eavensabove, and that's really nothing to aspire to. Fuck off.

This is pure, unadulterated fucking bollocks. Utter wanker.

I just can't understand why anyone would type away such utter bollocks about innocent people who lost their lives, their children, their friends and their homes in a horrific fire. Makes me fucking sick to be honest.

I don't know what your fucking problem is, but I wish you'd just shut your fucking vile mouth on this subject. Fucking horrible piece of shit.

People who live in glass houses (and who post utter shit 24/7) should shut the fuck up.

You should have added a stupid cunt emoji to really add impact to your reply.

I think your confusing "debate and vigorous exchanges with pathos", with unrelenting sarcasm and vitriol aimed directly at you. You like penis (a lot). Fuck off.

All you ever post is "all you ever post are your gay porn fantasies..." Fucking poof. Fuck off.

Rick, please stop using that stupid fucking emoji. Have you any idea what a cunt it makes you look?

I felt sick writing it. But people need to know what kind of depraved faggot old Punkers is.

Punkape seems to be under the deluded impression that anyone who isn't a cum-guzzling cock smoker would want to get into his "club". I can just imagine the joining ceremony, where the new member is invited to drink the yard of spunk.

I expect your psychiatrist makes you wear a hat with loads of electrodes sticking out. For your next session, let's hope he decides to increase the voltage and use a dry sponge.

Heatstroke? Stroke? There's surely got to be a reason for such drivel.

The only thing a gentleman such as you sports is a stomach full of congealed spunk. Fuck off.

Yeah, lol. Fucking hilarious. Lol.

You utter fucking wanker.

None of your fucking business, you barely-literate piece of scum.

Whenever I go into Glawster I am left stunned by the sheer number of such cunts. You've heard of people being hit with the ugly stick, but in Gloucester it's taken to a whole new level. It's as if someone has modified an agricultural flail mower, so it has a huge arsenal of ugly sticks spinning round, and then towed it straight through the city centre, maiming every man, woman and child.

The rose tinted glasses view of the beach is, as you point out, far removed from the reality. Combine this with the nightmare journey to get there and the inevitable lack of parking space, and you've basically created your very own hell. I prefer beer and BBQ in my garden, with the car left to swelter alone on the drive.

What the fuck possesses people to pile their kids into a metal box and jump on the motorway, in a futile attempt get to the seaside? I can't think of anything worse than being stuck in a traffic jam for hours, in 30 degree heat, with tempers fraying and kids arguing. Utter fucking madness.

So that's a no then. Idiot.