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You're a strange fish Ratty. A very strange fish.

Ahhh ha ha ha ha ha! Fucking class!

Five years laters.

Is this an attempt at humour, or are you just being a fucking idiot again?

Yes, because you wouldn't be seen dead getting involved in something so childish and pathetic as the the flid post, would you? Wanker!

There's a clue in the title of this thread - exchange. Not fucking flood fill deluge 'eavens, you prick. What the hell are you doing? Oooh they'll love this one. Oooh they'll love this one too. Oooh, and this one. You're a fucking maniac. Fuck off.

I really, really hope this is some kind of joke, because if it isn't, you've revealed yourself as the complete wanker we all suspect you of being. Oh, and fuck off.

Be gone, foul hag.

Do realise this is twelve year old humour? Are you honestly expecting people to find this funny? Fucking wanker.

Ratters - what planet do call home?

I've something called a job, Panzy. Lots of people have them. I get up at 6am every working day and do something productive. I find lazy, benefit scrounging scum like you, complaining about having to get up in the morning, frankly disgusting. Fuck off.

Why not nominate the colour of orange juice next, you fucking tiresome wanker?

Run Punkape.exe if first output = random homosexual reference then Punkape = faggot else Punkape = raving poof gosub Fuck off

Never, ever trust an ant. Look what happened to Squatter Madras.

Adverts for cleaning products, particularly hard surface cleaners, surely must breach some laws of conduct. If I'm unlucky enough to have to endure one, I'm always stunned by the way an optically perfect reflective surface is suddenly revealed from beneath a film of shit, by one gentle sweep of a cleaning cloth (empowered by a magic cleaning fluid, obviously). No streaks, no need to wipe twice, no dirty residue. It's deceitful marketing cranked up to the max. It's a fucking disgrace. Anyway, while I have your attention: Fuck off, Jazz.

Unfortunately, a fair degree of intelligence and dexterity is needed to both build and fly model aircraft. Since you're a complete fucking idiot, devoid of either, your project is doomed to failure. If you want to call your abomination of wood and glue the 'Gay Goose' then go right ahead, you fucking wanker! Lol. Fuck off.

You've had a like. Don't let it go to your head. Fuck off.

You can't expect too much from him 'Baws - he's still not realised he should: a). Get a fucking avatar b). Remove the absurd signature c). Fuck off

Agreed - he's a fucking wanker.

Ahhhh, I see what you mean now! You're hoping I fall and stab myself with one of the knives!

I was wondering when the "talking over coffee" would be revealed as something more. So, is it the wife or her husband that pays you to fuck her? Is it a zero hours contract? Do you fuck her at a prescribed time or do you offer a fuck-on-request hotline, where she can call to book a slot? Stupid cunt.

Run where with it? Should I do a short 5 miler or something longer? I'd probably feel more comfortable with a knife in each hand to be honest, to balance things up. Oh, I nearly forgot - fuck off.

I know exactly what you mean. I start the day full of hope that the cunt no longer exists, but soon have my dreams shattered by a post about me flying rc helicopters or some other drivel. Perhaps tomorrow.......

Don't fucking tease me.

Silence, cretin.