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I wonder if he's also a devout Catholic and enjoys things being shoved up his arse?

Or better still, dead?

When quoting someone else's material, wanker, it is normal to divulge your source. You're a fucking disgrace.

More plagurised shite that Punkape is unashamedly attempting to pass off as his own work. Fucking wanker. https://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/06/nhs-shouldnt-fund-drug-prevents-hiv/ Just noticed 'Baws had already rumbled the cunt, but I'm saying it too.

That's a shame - I was hoping you'd be put under a 5MN hydraulic press.

Title says it all really. It's blatantly obvious that the wankers at the met office don't have a fucking clue what's going on. Someone needs to go down there and sort them out. I'm sending Ephraim and his mates to eat the cunts. Fuck off.

Or perhaps you. You tick all the boxes. Fuck off.

Yes, yes, yes, but do you want to know what's even more unbelievable? What a massive fucking wanker you are - that's what. Fuck off.

Morning Punkers, Will you be parking your Range Rover like a selfish cunt outside the church this morning? I've noticed this seems to be what happens at all the local sky fairy temples round here. Fuck off.

I've noticed that the Punkape.exe drivel generator has a special Sunday subroutine, that increases its religious nonsense output. I wonder if it's allowed to use church electricity when it goes, or does it run on batteries?

You're a strange fish Ratty. A very strange fish.

Ahhh ha ha ha ha ha! Fucking class!

Five years laters.

Is this an attempt at humour, or are you just being a fucking idiot again?

Yes, because you wouldn't be seen dead getting involved in something so childish and pathetic as the the flid post, would you? Wanker!

There's a clue in the title of this thread - exchange. Not fucking flood fill deluge 'eavens, you prick. What the hell are you doing? Oooh they'll love this one. Oooh they'll love this one too. Oooh, and this one. You're a fucking maniac. Fuck off.

I really, really hope this is some kind of joke, because if it isn't, you've revealed yourself as the complete wanker we all suspect you of being. Oh, and fuck off.

Be gone, foul hag.

Do realise this is twelve year old humour? Are you honestly expecting people to find this funny? Fucking wanker.

Ratters - what planet do call home?

I've something called a job, Panzy. Lots of people have them. I get up at 6am every working day and do something productive. I find lazy, benefit scrounging scum like you, complaining about having to get up in the morning, frankly disgusting. Fuck off.

Why not nominate the colour of orange juice next, you fucking tiresome wanker?

Run Punkape.exe if first output = random homosexual reference then Punkape = faggot else Punkape = raving poof gosub Fuck off

Never, ever trust an ant. Look what happened to Squatter Madras.

Adverts for cleaning products, particularly hard surface cleaners, surely must breach some laws of conduct. If I'm unlucky enough to have to endure one, I'm always stunned by the way an optically perfect reflective surface is suddenly revealed from beneath a film of shit, by one gentle sweep of a cleaning cloth (empowered by a magic cleaning fluid, obviously). No streaks, no need to wipe twice, no dirty residue. It's deceitful marketing cranked up to the max. It's a fucking disgrace. Anyway, while I have your attention: Fuck off, Jazz.