Ape™️

Unfortunately, a fair degree of intelligence and dexterity is needed to both build and fly model aircraft. Since you're a complete fucking idiot, devoid of either, your project is doomed to failure. If you want to call your abomination of wood and glue the 'Gay Goose' then go right ahead, you fucking wanker! Lol. Fuck off.

You've had a like. Don't let it go to your head. Fuck off.

You can't expect too much from him 'Baws - he's still not realised he should: a). Get a fucking avatar b). Remove the absurd signature c). Fuck off

Agreed - he's a fucking wanker.

Ahhhh, I see what you mean now! You're hoping I fall and stab myself with one of the knives!

I was wondering when the "talking over coffee" would be revealed as something more. So, is it the wife or her husband that pays you to fuck her? Is it a zero hours contract? Do you fuck her at a prescribed time or do you offer a fuck-on-request hotline, where she can call to book a slot? Stupid cunt.

Run where with it? Should I do a short 5 miler or something longer? I'd probably feel more comfortable with a knife in each hand to be honest, to balance things up. Oh, I nearly forgot - fuck off.

I know exactly what you mean. I start the day full of hope that the cunt no longer exists, but soon have my dreams shattered by a post about me flying rc helicopters or some other drivel. Perhaps tomorrow.......

Don't fucking tease me.

Silence, cretin.

Give it a rest Pansy, you've done your oh-so-hilarious little cat jibe to death. It wasn't, isn't and never will be funny - much like you. Fuck off.

No, he's going to have to elaborate a lot. This is the kind of utter shite that Lady P posts - it's a fucking disgrace.

I'd have bcc'd this to Frank and Mike fuckin' Dee too.

It's uncanny the way that happens......

I admit to not being a great fan of cats. My dog shares my sentiments.

Cheeky wank time?

I wouldn't take too much notice of what Withers says, Stoopy. Think of him as the village idiot of CC - weird but harmless.

What's the last item he removed from you?

I'm sure knowing him comes in very handy for you.

You've got a very active imagination when it comes to matters of the male arse. I'm absolutely convinced you're a colossal homosexual. Fucking wanker.

Is this a made up word that you and your arse-bandit partner use? Fuck off.

Answer the question, wanker.

Please point out where Ape "got all het up" about this? Please, please don't tell me you think it was when I said "let's not go there" to Punkers?

Why the comma after Ape? I've noticed you do this a lot. Are you simple?

I'd have thought you'd be the very last person to get involved in a discussion about revealing personal information, you stupid fucking wanker!