Ape™️

Are you short? You have all the hallmark traits of a little man who wants to been seen as big. Hence all the bragging. Fuck off, shorty-pauper. Lol. Lol.

Silence, pauper.

Yes, I'm sure they do - to the likes of you. Lol pauper.

Eddie, you know absolutely nothing about me or my life. Why you and your little sidekick think that going on about caravans and beans is in some way insulting to me is, frankly, laughable. Still, if it amuses you then crack on.

I fully expected you to use this as a springboard to bore us all with tales of your wealth and success. Anyway, I'm pleased you didn't feel the need to react to my post. Wanker. Lol.

Ouch - the first blow from the master!

Withers, you deluded moron, I'm being "suckered" by no one. I'm just anxiously awaiting the start of the "ape baiting" that you seem to think you are capable of. Sounds like it's you that's taking it all a bit to seriously. Let me know when to expect the full force of your masterful cunting skills!

The only thing I'm taking seriously is ripping the piss out of Withers. I also seriously enjoy laughing at infant school grammar, such as that used in your post(s). Now, fuck off.

Ratty, you're a strange fish.

Quincy will soon have to be destroyed. He's out of control, on class A's most likely, and has become a fucking menace.

Fuck off Quincy, you are becoming intolerable.

So, to summarise, RK has, in no way, got under your skin and enraged you?

What, like cancer of the arsehole? That would be proper tidy now, isn't it.

Rick probably wouldn't even understand it. How can you possibly swallow a human being?

When looking for a card for my wife, for fucking Valentine's Day, I found one that said "I'm really glad your mum didn't swallow you". Despite finding it a little amusing, I'm pretty sure there's a fairly large contingent that would find it highly fucking offensive.

High five Quincy, you snake.

Do you get this affliction often? I've never had it in my entire life. Perhaps you need to look at your level of personal hygiene, you dirty taff cunt.

I'm sure Withers is taking a pounding, right this second. Fucking French poof.

Hopefully the pain you next experience is that of death. Anyway, I've got a little quiz - see if you can work out who I'm doing an impression of: "Oooh, oooh, Eddie, look at me! I've had a pop at Ape! Please, please, please give me a like Eddie! I'm so very desperate to get your approval! Please Eddie, please." Any ideas?

I'm sure the majority of fellow members will be delighted when you're dead, you absurd cretin.

Be silent, you idiot.

Dan - has anyone ever told you you're a verbose wanker?

If some nasty little cunt, aged 14, rapes or murders an innocent, they should be named. The perpetrators of these crimes, however young, cease to be children the second they commit such atrocities. The only exception I'd make would be if such a child happened to slit Withers' throat from ear to ear; I'd slip the little cunt £500 for crack and booze, after first warmly shaking their hand.

Fucking right, and don't forget Davis, Hendry and Parrot.

You're a strange little man if you get pleasure from sending pictures of things you supposedly own to an anonymous ID on an Internet forum. You're probably very short in stature.