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Punky - have you been on the claret at the club today? I ask as you're being more of a spastic than you normally are, incredible as it may seem.

The same old tired fucking drivel. AIDS this, AIDS that, Abraham hit me with a wiffle ball bat.

Fuck off - you have no friends, cunt face.

Fuck off, you miserable cunt.

Fuck off, you shallow, manipulating piece of French shit.

I've noticed a particular breed of cunt, a cuntbreed if you will (just for you @Fender777), that, while waiting at a road junction in their car, with no possibility of pulling out, violently pulls forward a few inches from time to time, either in frustration or because of a total lack of clutch control. Unfortunately, for perceptive drivers, this behaviour is often interpreted as "some dopey cunt is about to pull out in front of me", and so consequently brakes have to be applied. I'd happily feed each and ever one of these cunts feed first into a wood chipper. It goes without saying they'd be made to drink bleach first, as well as set on fire.

Sorry 'Baws - after a four hour car journey in pissing rain and howling wind, my normally tolerant and easy-going nature is being tested. Tested to the fucking limit.

Fascinating.

Fuck off.

Nice bit of tag team liking from the pair who most certainly aren't a double act.

More fucking hardman talk. Shut the fuck up.

Frank, this self-piteous drivel is becoming tiresome. Pull yourself together.

Do you have a mood room that helps inspire such brilliant noms as this?

Are you playing this week?

Thanks. Fuck off.

Different day, same utter bollocks. Try gettIng a job and contributing something to society, you waste of fucking oxygen.

Was your mother a hamster then? I'd imagine your father smelt more of shit than elderberries.

Yes, that's it. You've got me bang to rights. Idiot.

Why would I rush to reply to a turd like you? Ask yourself that, and then fuck off.

Genius.

It'd be a loose fit, needle dick.

Yes, you're clearly that as well.

Stupid cunt.

I think it's best if you leave such word play to the more intelligent members of the Corner.