The president of the SpunkMonkey "golf club" is really the chief tramp of a box dwelling, bin raiding (Tesco, naturally) tribe of homeless, alcoholic scum-cunts.
Mine tingles a little with every newcunt that appears these days. I'm always looking closely for any JibJab-esque tendencies, in case the Antichrist walks among us once more.
What the fuck is wrong with you? You're clearly not playing with a full deck and I suspect you also have a drink problem. You're basically a fucking idiot.
Thanks for the advice, but I don't value your opinion, especially when it concerns conduct on this site. I can't help it if I think you're a twat, can I?