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Ape™️

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  1. I'll add to this - the cunt doubles players that touch hands after every fucking point in some "high five" Americunt manner.
  2. i think you'll find they do. What's to like? You're a snivelling little toad. Lol. Lol.
  3. Everyone currently alive on this planet. Specific enough for you? This obviously includes the population of Nigeria.
  4. God thinks you're a fucking idiot. I think you're a fucking idiot. I'm confident the rest of the human race does too.
  5. I'd like to take a Happy Gilmore style run up at him with a driver, hopefully knocking his idiotic head off.
  6. That, if your "golf club" actually existed, would be a load of fucking bollocks. If you really played, you'd know. Now, fuck off.
  7. Playing "golf" today Spunky? Here's hoping you are killed by a stray Srixon, hit by someone who really plays golf. Cunt.
  8. Does your manager know you're posting on here when you should be arranging the tinned food on aisle 13?
  9. The president of the SpunkMonkey "golf club" is really the chief tramp of a box dwelling, bin raiding (Tesco, naturally) tribe of homeless, alcoholic scum-cunts.
  10. Mine tingles a little with every newcunt that appears these days. I'm always looking closely for any JibJab-esque tendencies, in case the Antichrist walks among us once more.
  11. Fat cocks up his shitter would be my guess..... lol.
  12. It's pretty clear that the old adage "you can't fix stupid" applies to this fucking über cretin. Ban it! Ban it forever!
  13. It's a Freudian slip by old Punkape, as sorting groceries is what the cunt does for a living. Lol.
  14. I'd say this post is in direct violation of rule 10 of CC.
  15. Shift finished or are you on a tea break?
  16. I've thought about it and feel that my previous comment is still applicable.
  17. It's clear you had a very poor education. Fucking idiot.
  18. What subjects do you teach?
  19. What the fuck is wrong with you? You're clearly not playing with a full deck and I suspect you also have a drink problem. You're basically a fucking idiot.
  20. Thanks for the advice, but I don't value your opinion, especially when it concerns conduct on this site. I can't help it if I think you're a twat, can I?
  21. Cut him some slack Scotters - it's easy to make a mistake trying to type on an iPhone whilst drunk in charge of a "Range Rover". Lol.
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