Ape™️

Don't be ridiculous - they wouldn't trust Spunky on the tills. No, he does aisle cleanup and toilet inspection.

Mainly liquid farts these days, where shit streams down his legs.

What is? Your arse?

Or maybe "yourselves"....

Fuck off

No, your kitchen serves mainly soup I suspect.

What, foraged from the skips behind the Macclesfield superstore?

Finally, some new code!

Yes, it's a little retort I like to call Wiz.

It appears 'Sleeve is really starting to flex his cunting muscles now. I'm unsure how much more I can withstand.

Err OK Wiz, whatever you say.

Another classic Wiz post, made up primarily of utter bollocks, but with some fucking nonsense and mindless drivel thrown in for good measure.

I would ask you what Mrs Punk is up to this weekend, but it's unimaginable that any female, of any species, would touch you with a fucking barge pole. So, what's Mr Punk up to this weekend?

Much obliged to you Fatty - I knew you'd see it was a necessary use of your catchphrase.

Doing something right? Well, if by this you mean confirming, with every post, that you are a strange, humourless yank, then yes, I suppose you are doing something right. Very well done. Right, I'm off to the anchor chain store (that's like a shop to any UK readers). Then, I've got to find me some tides - got me some swimming to do y'all!

Are you honestly so fucking thick that you took my post literally? Only an American could misinterpret what I said, so clearly intended as a piss take, as a serious comment. You really don't "do" humour, do you? Now, fuck off.

Yeah Wiz, you really know how to push people's buttons, don't you? God help us all if you decide to really let rip. Stupid prick.

Err OK Scrotes, whatever you say. Cunt.

Sorry about that Fats, but never has anyone deserved to be called a soppy cunt more than Wiz. You're not going to take any legal action are you?

Merci, you snail munching turd.

The last sentence of this drivel would have made a lot more sense if you'd put "Even" at the beginning, you thick fucking cunt.

Pile of utter fucking shit.

Hilarious! No, really, that's fucking funny - comedy gold.

Don't be so hard on yourself.

I usually use the Bricktop command to try and force the Punkape executable to jump out of an un-requested repeat loop, as it sometimes get stuck, causing it to to continually output the same old bollocks (Nigeria and Tesco being two prime examples). By saying something completely unrelated to its current output, sometimes a program jump can be initiated. Whether or not it worked, only time will tell.