Witheredscrote

About as much as the diarrhea I had last week

Forget this shit. I notice that Bubba has been lurking. Having just read his last post, I hope the boring 'jumpers for goalposts' Welsh twat disappears again. @Bubba, keep feeding your face with pies and chips, and die.

Fuck me you've had a busy time. You're doing well for somebody who is at least 90 years old. Bullshitting fantasist.

Frank, I've switched on the chauffe eau, filled the frigo, and cleaned the pool. You've already cost me 250€, so you'd better show up.

Oh, you antisemitic cunt, you've given me a chubby. Have a like.

I feel it's a great pity that a concrete roof hadn't flattened your Age 5 classroom, with you in it. Obviously the cost to the taxpayer, in trying to educate you over the following years, was totally wasted.

Drew, you're wearing it the wrong way round again. Drunken cunt.

I wouldn't know.

Well, she has been in Caister-on-Sea for 4 days. So you know who to ask.

Good. The stupid, moss covered, damp fart, fence sitting, faux Paddy twat needs banning. So he does, so he does.

French postmen move so fast, your fucking poodle wouldn't catch up with them.

And from what I remember about old Italian grannies, this truck is in better shape.

Frank?

@Decimus, I respectfully suggest you forget this shit, and address a far more important issue. I have read that your Post Office is dumping Royal Mail, as they are inefficient, and unreliable, and have 'signed up' with DPD (owned by La Poste) for deliveries. Get off your lazy fat arse, and write a strong letter. Good old Brexit.

Not very far if you get the Bedford Rascal back on the road.

I doubt that very much. Around Bordeaux, he is known as Frankie The Underboy.

Why do we bother about anything Ape? We are all doomed.

What? Do you really think Chuck would like a black settee with pink scatter cushion. It would look like Diane Abbott with her legs akimbo.

I had a great time on here last night Dick, but probably ruined it for the others. Well fuck 'em. All the usual repetitive weak bollocks responses such 'goose fucker, mother raped by a Nazi*', blah de fucking blah. Then this morning the 'always late to the party' bag of wind & piss, aka Wiffie rocked up. *Naturally I have reported Ewic for this. Rule 12 violation.

I'm blocking you. You've always been 2nd Class.

It's in his nature to spoil everything.

I am stone cold sober, and have had a shit day. The bollocks on CC is just what I needed to relax. The world is actually smaller than Essex

I rest my case.

Frank, are we still friends?

Haaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa. See what I'm getting at. AND you're sober for Christ sake.