Witheredscrote

Is there nobody on this site willing to defend their local council

They should have asked me to bake it. I would have charged them a fair price, shit in a roasting bag, and buried it in the middle. Fucking benders.

Perhaps somebody can help me here. I have tried to read through some of these Quincy posts, but quite frankly I got bored after 2 minutes. Just how bad was he compared, say, to the multi quoting Ding person. Being new I just can't work it out.

Wise words from the Rhod Gilbert of the Corner. Fuck off you redundant pit prop.

.. or Local Authority as we are supposed to call it. Everyone of them, without exception, complete cunts. From Councillors to bin men, all an absolute waste of oxygen. Slow moving thick twats being paid far too much for doing fuck all most of the time. Civil servants my arse. Uncivil and self serving more like. There are a lot of cunts on here and I bet most work for the LA.

Actually when you think about it Wales does have more than its fair share of dopey cunts. Griff-Rhys Jones for starters

I spent a weekend there a few years back, and I didn't laugh once.

Thanks for the advice. I wouldn't take any notice what this Frank thing calls you. I have had 4 messages already advising me to ignore him as he is a fantasist and grade one cunt. Sorry but I don't need any of your ordinary heather that has been dried and bleached white.

Shining wit?. I have been following this Bill character, but he seems more of a whining shit. I can't say that I am impressed. Top dog, the bar must be very low.

I notice you say fuck off quite a lot, a bit too much in fact. Did you have a poor education, or have you learning difficulties

Please let me 'nip in the bud' your over familiarity. I do not appreciate you calling me Bedbuggers. To put you straight, I have never buggered anybody or anything in my life. The one thing that has drawn me to this site is that there seems to be little sexual deviancy. Even the Welsh members refrain from speaking about sheep shagging.

I now see that I have posted this on the wrong forum. Does one get any credit for being a truly stupid cunt on here.

Yesterday I had to endure 4 hours of shopping in a shitty shopping precinct. Whilst my partner looked around endless outlets I spent my time sitting outside on various benches surrounded by chewing gum blobs and dried phlegm. I spent this time wisely, counting people with tattoos, body piercings, shit blingy jewellery, and foul mouths, as they meandered by in their knuckle dragging fashion. I am now absolutely sure that the majority of people in the U.K are low life cunts. I want to emigrate, and Beirut looks tempting.

Thank you for the compliment, but I have no desire to fit in with anybody or anything on here. Fuck off.

As someone new to this forum, I hope you won't think me presumptuous when I say that after months of viewing as a guest I felt obliged to become a member purely to tell you what a boring turd you are.

Up your game Bubba and fuck this boring cunt off. 258 posts of complete shite to date. His only achievement so far is to have bored Lady P. to death, and she used to think Ding funny.

You are Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall and I demand my 20€ Michael Winner was a cunt

You've got no family have you. This is just pure envy. A picture of a Dickens novel, a street urchin clutching a dry crust tore from a gooses beak, peaking in a window at Mrs Gobbler carving off another slice of beef. That's you that is.

and there is no better, or greater bore than you.

Welsh girls marry Pakistanis to better themselves

How is it possible to cheapen something that is worthless.

I don't think this applies to us Punkers. Coutts don't really need to teach Her Majesty , you or me life skills, do they. Bubba banks with the Post Office.

An excellent nom, the best in a very tedious week. Well done Ape

Probably Eddie