Witheredscrote

Is it just me Bill, or is Decs fucking boring today?

And stampeding elephants.

And he would be right. Have you ever seen a black swimmer at the Olympics?. Their bottom lip is against them. A bit like the Zeebrugge Ferry sailing with its bow door open. Shovelled water in seconds.

Sorry Bill but I can't let this go. Its that white line in your avatar that you are looking up at. Is it where Decs is off target?

Well you can't can you, you would drown you soppy cunts

Ding doesn't do Thai midget trannies, but if he did, they would probably be the best Thai midget trannies in the world.

Fuck off, that will never happen.......

Probably very true but definitely very boring. Fuck off.

More exciting news from the big bog. Norfolk County Council has run into problems with its current proposals for devolved power from Whitehall. The move to poll 3000 residents at a minimum cost of £130,000 has been rejected. Devolution?, the cunts couldn't run a whelk stall, I know, I tried to buy some at Caister on Sea. It was closed. Anyway French whelks are better.

You always come up short

Slackers, is your new avatar a selfie of you waiting to catch another load of Dec's rancid jizz?

I hope this oily cunt has a yacht twice the size of Maxwell's, and a guardrail twice as dodgy.

Back to the O.P, has anybody ever heard of an axe attack on a Welsh train?. I don't think it possible as the carriages in Wales are always full to capacity with fat Welshers and their even fatter kids all clutching bulging Tescos and Aldis carrier bags full of fatty food. Probably not even room to breathe. Bubba uses Welsh trains, he told me. lol

Repetitive shit, I nommed this fat cunt weeks ago. Up your fucking game you plagiarizing cunt.

Good

Are you ill?

Eddie knows what sheel is, it wasn't a typo. Sheel is an edible fat, so he was having a dig at you. You thick cunt

I totally agree with you as do 73% of us French. On the other hand hurry up and leave, brick up the tunnel and enjoy your life with the other 65,000,000 pikeys . Go fuck yourself cunt.

Have you got haemorrhoids. Harrods do a very good ointment @ 0nly £ 89 - 99, ( its what HRH uses apparently ) or you can buy some at Tescos for £ 1 - 00

Which all goes to prove that the U.K. doesn't need Brussels to create stupid new laws and regulations. You do a very good job on your own. Please hurry up and leave

I bet Maria has more in her pants than Frank

Have you seen her partner Maria. Looks like Alan Alda after a shopping spree in Tescos

If you are so well up on this cunt try spelling his name correctly you ill educated fucking bender. There is spelt with two p's as in perfect prick

Poor old Captain Bob, went overboard 'by accident'. His last words were 'Handrails at B&Q £ 1-99 metre......shit'

Exactly, the divvy golf playing poof is losing the plot