Witheredscrote

More like a very dead Keith Joseph

I know the chap with the cape and the sword, his name is Roger, and Ape will use his joystick

Thanks Snatch... EAT SHIT APE

What an annoying cunt he is Ape, I don't know how you put up with him.

Merci. Now fuck off you annoying pox scabbed old hag

Well done, spot on, a large ripe Camembert cheese is winging its way to you. I am not giving Ape anything, we don't do baked beans here. lol, fuck off.

He is still about, I can hear the squelch of webbed feet in mud.

I hope he does, he deserves to come up in the world. Roman Catholic helicopters indeed

Of course most of the plebs on this site are going to get involved with shit agents. When I sold my U.K. property I employed Savills Estate Agency, the premier Co. I see you as a Knight Frank Rutley man Punkers. Ape uses Purple Bricks.

Thank you Mr Kipper

He will pick on you next, he is feeling confident now that he has his new mates Eric and 'eavens to back him up. Look out for a new wave of grassing.

You mentioned big bore. Have you noticed that Bubba is back, he has already called me an idiot, and told me to fuck off. He is original if nothing else.

I know that Edward, but it's hard to admit, as I have a long memory. Eric on the other hand has a very short memory, and is now cosying up with him. What a two faced cunt.

Ding?

Ape, when you say that you are into RC modelling, do you mean Roman Catholic? I can see you dressed as an alter boy, bending over in the vestry.....

Definitely. He looks the type who would like to play with Ape's chopper.

I usually disagree with Ape out of principle, but alas, not this time. You really are one thick cunt, are you not. Fuck off

Bibble, I have given you a 'like' out of pity to be honest. Remember to cut up the wrist, and not across.

The stupid French bint has placed the defibrillator pads on the wrong way round?. She would do him a lot more good by taking off her jeans and sitting on his face. That always works for me. Nearly forgot, fuck off Ape

Bubba, you are finished on here, but you just can't see it. RK has kindly offered to draw me a caricature of you, I have accepted, as I want to have it hung in The National Poo Museum, Amsterdam.

No doubt subsidised by buying shit 'own brand' products from Tesco.

I can live with that, it doesn't effect me. I never go into big cities, and loathe crowds. France is a big country. As for border controls, don't need them. I can get in the car and drive up and have a pint with Gong, turn right and have another one with Snatch, head south and hopefully run Frank off the road in The Lot.

I am certainly not embracing your naturism.

You cannot expect too much from an adult with learning difficulties. Playing with electric toys at his age indeed..... lol

Yes, I saw that. Who would have thought that my saying Zyklon B and razor wire would cause the soppy wet cunt so much angst