Witheredscrote

I'm alright. Sofa so good. Fuck off

Dustbins are great, aren't they. I've got two

A firm, but fair solution to an ever growing problem.

I try and build bridges and you knock them down. I hope your caravan goes over a cliff, you flid-baiter.

Fuck, I didn't know that. For years I have been shoving the bottle up my nose to no avail.

Dark as Hell, he certainly was.

For fucks sake Ape, not everybody is as sensible, and as highly intelligent as you................

I would have a good try at getting her back on solids

Racist cunt, I have p.m'd Rick

Sticky Willy, Spotted Dick.

So the bull abusing cunts are now demanding it back yet again. Well here is an idea, why not give them the pile of monkey shit encrusted rock?. It costs the U.K a fortune to keep, and it's full of lazy, oily cunts. Once Spain has got hold of it they could build loads more holiday apartments, and encourage even more British villains ( like our Eddie ) to live there. Watneys Red Barrel indeed.

In the Kingdom of Bhutan they insert pieces of goat cheese into the cracks in the pavement. They are fucking mad.

Yes, but Proper, the power crazed cunt, just can't see that it is serious this time. What next from the smelly old crab, a nom entitled 'How to deep fry your used Tena pads and serve with salad'.

I feel physically sick after reading your sycophantic drivel. Why don't you just meet up with him, and shove your tongue down the back of his trousers.

About 7 years.

I have noted that Punkers has logged in this morning, and logged out without posting any of his usual drivel. Like it or not, when a complete fuckwit like him becomes apathetic towards this site then I fear all is lost. This leaves a void that will eagerly be filled by some deranged train spotting old cunt.

At last, a sensible post from you. You can do it when you try, and of course remembering to take your psychotropic drugs as well.

and by the same token, if you touch a Shield Bug it smells of coriander.

You could have at least included Bubba for me. R.I.P. Bubba C

Greggs are now seriously rebranding themselves, even dropping the name. May I suggest they call themselves 'Paedo Pies'

How I laugh at the thought of those in the cooler right now. Reduced to grassing each other for an extra crust of bread. Bubba is still not speaking to me Snatch, do you think it's because I beat him at conkers?

Yes, a proper cunt by any other name.

I thought Bubba was Welsh?