Ding, I have always tried to like you but you make it difficult. Look at this shit nom, boring as fuck to be truthful. Why not put up a photo of your wife, without dentures, gamming the milkman with you clutching your todger in the background ? I can guarantee you lots of 'likes' and everybody on here will be your friend. Yes even Dexs !.
Christ Wiz, you're pathetic, kill yourself. You're the thickest cunt ever on CC, bark stripper for you. Drinking a litre of bleach should stop you gloating, you up yourself, yank tosspot.
R.I.P Detritus
Working mans club in Wales Edders. Surely you jest. There are none left, nobody works there anymore. Bibble's club was demolished 10 years ago and the resulting rubble was used to make a car park at the Welsh Assembly building. Poor old Bibble used the old rafters and scraps of roofing felt to make a hovel for his family, his fat missus pedalling away on a cycle generator to power his laptop.
I am glad I went to bed early last night and missed this rambling shite. The last 17 posts are boring bollocks by 3 pissed up cunts whose wive's had the common sense to say ' not tonight'. Up your game you sloppy turds or fuck off. Disgraceful
My daughter was down at Hastings seafront today and witnessed something horrible. Some drunken cunt threw his kid to the ground and then started to hit it and his wife with a stick. People just stood there looking and laughing. Then to top it all along comes a fucking great crocodile and scoffed all the sausages.
There you are Scotty, I've done my bit for your crusade
It is with a very heavy heart that I have to report the passing of a very dear friend and fellow cunt The Norfolk One. His widow has informed me that his death was due to his throwing up into his cupped hands, forgetting the webbed digits , and choking on his own bile after a heavy session on CC. He leaves behind a dead rat and a very happy Spar shop assistant. I am sure that Ding and Roops will be in need of our support at this difficult time.
Farewell old friend.
Sadly pissed by all.