Witheredscrote

Well done old chap. I can only apologise for Slackers tardy response. I am truly embarrassed . You will go far on this forum.

Oh dear Slackers , you call this a cunting ?

Congratulations on your first post Chick. In Bill Stickers absence I would like to welcome you to the forum. You can rely on me to give you any support you need. I will never ever ask you to drink bleach , rub broken glass into your scrotum or have anal sex with Frank. However I will take this opportunity to suggest that your next post contains at least 3 'cunts' and an 'arsehole' or 2. Bill & Deccs will be along all too soon for you I am afraid. Look out for Scotty , he is a right cunt. Have a very Merry Christmas cunt.

You never would have or ever will . Apart from being white ,Tory and a racist , nobody outside Manchester would be able to understand a fucking word you said.

I do

Go on Gypps , hex the cunt , you know you have the powers

Surely this should read ' Alternative Mid Winter Break Message '.

Be fair Eddie , he probably has too much time on his hands , it is a general failing in most 'secure mental health units'. I feel the lad is turning the corner , he had a pop at me and didn't say bleach once. With QC I am reminded of the old proverb ' The sun is always brightest before it sets '. We live in hope.

What a pathetic pre chistmas nom. Absolutely pointless. If I knew where you lived I would call round and macerate your eyeballs with my new Ronco rechargeable hand held blender.

Warning of air pollution in the U.K. Is this Allah's way of helping his camel shagging ragheads feel at home ?. I hope 99% of it falls on Norwich.

No , that was another cunt

Hope you break your legs on the dance floor you smug cunt

Anyway what is this bollocks about Iceland bananas. Can they grow them there ?. Now Guadeloupe bananas are really good (atm)

I read it 3 hours after he posted , that made it present tense you fucking smart arse cunt. True story ? , bollocks .

You filthy dirty cunt , I'm eating here.

Well Noakesy this Spotto is a bit of a lightweight , farts indeed. I on the other hand openly admitted on this forum that I soiled in a grand manner. That is called class.

Well I am overcome with emulsion. Thank you Ball_Suckers , I have never achieved a score of 100 % in my life.

Yes and it rather complements all the shit written on this site don't you think ?

Well if it starts to turn liquid I suggest you take 4 tablespoons of Bisto granules. It won't settle your guts but it will thicken it up a bit. Bon chance

Are you talking from experience. So you get your missus to wear them in the sitting room whilst you pork her sister in the kitchen . Am I getting close Scottie ?

And another BBC cunt. Standing in Paris 10 minutes ago and referring to national buildings lit up in Red White & Blue. No you ignorant ,overpaid , over here cunt its Blue White & Red . I don't really give a fuck about flags , just under-educated chancers like this cunt being paid by the fucking BBcuntingC.

you filthy dirty cunt , I'm eating here .

Oooh so do I. It would slow down all you cunts from coming over here and talking LOUDLY.

Well seeing that my mother was French I am always torn. My Englishness says wash my genitalia , my Frenchness says why not wait till after Christmas. As for shagging my neighbour , yes I am guilty. If you met her you would shag her if your English beer soaked flaccid dicks would let you. A jolly vive to you.

What a pointless remark . Do you want them to shoot people BEFORE an incident just in case they might be armed terrorists. That seems to be very 'British police - v - Negro in a car to me. You stupid cunt.