Witheredscrote

26 minutes ago, Frank said:

You know me better than I know myself. I’m sofa surfing in Finsbury Park. 

Frank. Alright mate?

4 hours ago, Eddie said:

Pm me your bank details, the thought of you staring at the unplugged 3 bar heater gives me the horn, but I’m not a complete cunt. €1.50 ok? 

3 Quid, if you simply just fuck off.

19 minutes ago, Decimus said:

 

As for Frank, he's playing you like a fucking fiddle.

I only hope it's better than his guitar playing, or 'and' is away and clear. Surely you remember Walnut Head?

28 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Have you seen 'Napoleon' yet, Withers?

No, he reminds me of Bubba.

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

The man was never the most faithful of servants, but what he lacked in blind obedience he made up for with a bombastic attitude that showed no fear of the ban hammer. All I ever had to do was point at a target, whisper the words grass or nonce in his ear and then sit back and watch him do the rest.

He's sorely missed.

Just like your ring piece, you ship jumping, closet poofta

26 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

 

@Witheredscrote, you can fuck off as well. 

 

 

Or you will start your ju-ju bone rattling bollocks? Fuck off back to your mud hut.

6 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Tell that to the descendents of the 307 british and common wealth sand bags that your lot put up agin the wall n shot for the same offence..some how not getting a cushy job doesn't seem so bad after all...lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

Panzs, what Wiffles said about your mother made me sick to the stomach. I had no option but to grass on the arrogant tosser. He's had it coming for a long time.

Witherssssssssssssszzzzzzzzzzzzz.

11 hours ago, Wolfie said:

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Reported naturally, and expect a parcel in the post.

2 hours ago, Eddie said:

God knows I love you withers, there is something magical about this time of year, I rejoice in the thought of you old and poor, gets the old chap twitching, know what I mean? 

@Eddie, yes I know exactly what you mean, and the fact that Frank 'likes' it makes me feel physically sick.  Ebony & Ivory, your arses.

28 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

You, just can't stop, following and trolling, people, can you, you insecure, comma-clumsy, weirdo, troll?

Oh for fuck sake leave him alone. At least he is a 'one liner', unlike fucking Child.  I'm old, and haven't got the time, or ability, to read protracted bollocks.

Fuck off @Eddie

On 19/12/2023 at 08:48, Penny Farthing said:

I was there .. Jesus loves you.

I'm pleased for him, as no other cunt does.

4 hours ago, and said:

 

Credit where it's due, Frank is 'the best on here'.

Now I'm sure you're are a stupid cunt.

On 18/12/2023 at 15:17, Decimus said:

You've literally ruined this site for everyone. 

Everyone? I will make up my own mind thank you, but for what it's worth, I think he is an absolute cunt.  

5 hours ago, Frank said:

Irish fucking whore.

 

@Frank, a Christmas video please. If it's good, Eddie and I will suck your cock.

On 15/12/2023 at 20:44, Decimus said:

Don't hold your breath. Like Pen he was here for the first one, and despite my fervent wishes and the best efforts of cancer, the misanthropic old cunt will be here for the last.

@Decimus, I'm truly moved. Are you available to do my eulogy at Poitiers Crematorium 11th January @ 11:30am. Though I must admit you are my 2nd choice. I have approached Eddie, but he said he will be taking a shit then.

3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

 

 

THAT'S WHY I SAY FUCK GREAT BRITAIN I WOULD NEVER FIGHT FOR THIS FUCKING SHIT HOLE.  AND FUCK ANYBODY WHO SAYS DIFFERENT. 

I am pretty damn sure this is about as far as you will go, squawking like a feeble little schoolgirl. If you are so pissed off with the country you reside in, then fuck off somewhere else, you soppy, over privileged cunt. I hear Syria is good this time of year. 

7 hours ago, Eddie said:

Withers you bankrupt old poof, I recon you would lick my balls for 1 euro and half a stale baguette, lol 

Apparently you are now an ethnic. So fuck off you ethnic.

3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Ed’s purple. Fuck off.

No, just his bellend. It looks like a Victoria plum, but doesn't taste as good. Well that's what Decimus says.

On 16/12/2023 at 00:42, Dyslexic cnut said:

All the self respecting spooks from the Caribbean I worked with used to mock us honkies for licking the poonani, they said that no ethnic would ever do that as it’s ’wrong, dirty and ain’t masculine…boy.’ Explain yourself.

Misspelling of Eddie. Reported.

49 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Bill you toothy old villain, stick a tree in the back of the 2014 M4 and pop in round tomorrow would you pal?  I can’t be arsed getting up in the loft to get the old Argos silver tree down. 

@King Billy, and whilst you're at it, take a pair of enormous black buttocks as well, to fill his jeans. 

@Eddie, Merry Christmas, you gluteus maximus challenged freak. Ho ho ho.

1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

You always have been a grammatically inept yokel, Pen, you idiotic cockswinging hillbilly.

She really gets under your skin, doesn't she.

Twerp.

10 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

While you might slowly be tapping into the more tolerant side of Eric and Decs, from my perspective I hope you choke on the corned beef sandwich before tackling your sauages and chips. God willing I'll no longer login after a few days absence and suffer post after post after post of your appallingly pointless, verbose, c-grade diarrhoea. 

That's a pity. I'll miss you.

Dope.

19 hours ago, Frank said:

So extra.  

It's nearly the final hurrah for me. Sitting in this armchair, nurses asking whether I'm comfortable, every five fucking minutes. My cannula keeps blocking,  my mask keeps filling with mucus, and my stoma has just split.  It's the thought of you visiting that stops me throwing myself out the window..  

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

With a name like yours you should know. By the way, howz ya father? Seriously, on a more drab note, can you believe this fucking poultice? It has more fucking Acts than a Christmas Panto. The Indian brown termite is Prince Charming and fucking Gove is one of the ugly sisters. As for Cinderella, take ya pick, Truss, Mone, the fuckable Corrie barmaid or good old that fucking tart and cry baby Nadine. There's a couple of black Cinderella wannabes out there but I don't fink the kiddies are ready for that. 

What is this bollocks. So bad that even Frank can't be bothered to insult you.

22 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Withers, you French worm. I'm on the Keto diet (low carbs) and after a lovely brunch of Eggs and smoked Duck breast I've been thinking about making some extra cash for Christmas. Did you know Goose was the preferred meat until we copied the Americans and started eating overpriced dry, coarse Turkey? What with you claiming to have/keep Geese, how about I rent a van and collect some and sell them at Portobello market? The rich cunt locals will pay a good price for some 'Withers organic Normandy Goose'. Of course, I'll send you 50% after they've been sold, what do you think? We could make some serious money old chap.

 

I think I will give it a miss. My old Dad advised me never to do business with a chocco. Eddie once offered me a set of Ford Granada  mud flaps. It turned out that they were his kids.