Witheredscrote

1 hour ago, Eddie said:

‘Like’ value? You’re worse that Eric C, stand down you old queen. 

@Eddie, forget this shit, are you related to this cunt.

43 minutes ago, Frank said:

 

@Frank, that's cruel. By that I mean keeping goldfish in a plastic bag. Prodding  little Wiffles is fair game.  lol lol.

29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

A barbecue. 

An excellent suggestion, and don't forget the Grenfell sauce Frank.

9 hours ago, King Billy said:

I think Stuart might be Alan Millyard. I’m wondering wether Henry Cole may have got pissed out of his nut and crashed one of Alans motorbikes?

A wether is a castrated sheep or goat, you thick twat.

37 minutes ago, Frank said:

Clarkson sums it up and I wanted to slip the vid in before that little F1 flea wanker Roadkill tapped out five paragraphs or trite. 

Any sports related matters to go through me, please. 

I will certainly keep that in mind. Especially if I wish to comment on the 'Interacial Rimming & Felching' event at the Paris Olympics in July.

7 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Could you be more shit? 

7 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Could you be more shit? 

Stupid question. He's never failed in the past.

7 hours ago, Frank said:

I’m going leave you with this.. Coleman Hawkins ‘love song from apache’. Good night, Spotter. 

 

@Frank, I'm dying, and nobody gives a shit.

1 hour ago, King Billy said:

Righto Frank. I’ll be off now.

and if you come back bring Bubba with you.  The site needs his unique talent.

3 hours ago, Wolfie said:

It appears I'll be going against the mill of public opinon, as well as the first three dickhead commenters on this thread, but I'll never support the death penalty, no matter what the crime. To me, it's akin to taking a step backwards into the medieval era. We (most) have evolved as a species and it really does seem counter-productive.

In the US, approximately half (27 states) have the death penalty – with no evidence that it actually works by reducing crime or types of crime. Take some of the UK's most renowned killers, for example: Ian Brady, Harold Shipman and Ian Huntley. The first begged time and again for his life to be ended, such was his deep hatred of life incarceration, which put him behind bars for 51 years. The second couldn't bear the thought of this, so he hung himself. The third has tried to commit suicide on numerous occasions, and by all accounts is now 'unrecognisable' after grisly prison attacks as a child-killer target.

So, perhaps the thought of living the rest of their miserable lives among violent prisoners is a more loathsome prospect for these cunts, rather than taking the easy way out via death by injection or electrocution, which ultimately may serve as a more effective deterrent.

That said, I would happily napalm 99% of the Chinese: not only would this promote a better life for most animals in China, it would help reduce world pollution levels considerably while not putting taxpayers at unnecessary expense. And notice I said 'napalm' and not 'nuke', in the knowledge my chosen method of termination will cause the most painful, intense suffering possible.   

God I'm tired now.

4 hours ago, Wolfie said:

I'll wager Pen's schlong weighs more than her brain. It's safe to say it's got a better chance of getting into Mensa, too.

very poor.

Just now, Frank said:

It's all in twitter, Withers. Get with it. Lol, lol... LOL

It's over Frank. Your posts have started making Eric's seem interesting. 

I miss Bubba.

3 minutes ago, Frank said:

You're referring to my mate Fiona Hewitson. A well-respected - if not a little goofy - tart with integrity, who's been in F1 for over 15 years.. and dating JV for the past 18 months. 

Horner's not to blame. He's surrounded by young drivers and their puffy-lipped tarts. Home-wrecker Halliwell has turned into Chuckie.  

You know fuck all about very little. Piss off.

9 hours ago, Eddie said:

Billy is black? I won’t be talking to him anymore. 

The trouble wiv yer coooooons, is they can't get on together.

7 hours ago, Wolfie said:

I've just skim-read the latest comments on the front page @Penny Farthing, and noticed you're age 71. 

Can you still get a boner without the need for Viagra? Lololol.

Nobody likes you.

49 minutes ago, The Real Eric Cuntman said:

No, I'm the Real Eric Cuntman. Where's Punkape? He was good value on this site dominated by humourless leaderboad wankers.

Good question. Eddie and I are undecided whether to bring him back.

@Cunty BigBollox, you stupid, drunken Mr Magoo cunt. 

2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Dignitas.

Very expensive.  I'm certain many on here would happily assist in Frank's demise for free. 

2 hours ago, Wolfie said:

You wouldn't have made it past March in any case, as all the pages would be stuck together.

Forget this shit. I've got a 2016 calendar of 'scenes of London' and October is Hampstead Heath, with Frank being sodomised by Eddie, behind a Rhododendron bush. (In black and white).

23 hours ago, Wolfie said:

Indeed. It's a shame millions will always remember her as a thick, fat, ugly racist pig-looking Essex slag with barely a brain cell who made a mini-career from the tackiest TV show possible, unselfishly allowing herself to be exploited by Ch4 bosses for viewing figures. 

She worked hard in her final months to ensure her kids never went without, even selling her hairdryer on eBay and launching a 2009 calendar which sadly didn't make it past spring.

Tell me about it. I bought one, and asked for a 9 month refund. I'm still waiting.

23 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You could get one of those big-button ‘DORO’ flip phones for older people. You can even get one with a big orange button that calls an ambulance.  My mum’s got one because she’s about the same age as you and also fucked in the head.

Has she got dentures? Asking for @Neil

3 hours ago, Eddie said:

I love a ginger, even a fat pig like that. 

@Eddie, I can imagine that. When you are riding Roops, you two must look like a giant Jaffa Cake. You make me fucking sick.

13 hours ago, ratcum said:

fuckin hell it's shit on here at the moment! I'm going to live stream boiling Alan Yentob alive in muslim piss.

Rattie, I would love to know how your brain works, as I am contemplating becoming a serial killer. Ideas please, the sicker the means, the better.

12 hours ago, Basil said:

Your constant deflection is as obvious as it is sickening.

Get of the site you kiddy fiddling nonce cunt.

Reported.

1 hour ago, Eddie said:

You stupid fucking cunt 

@Eddie, you've said this four times in as many days. If you have run out of new material, just tell me. I'm here to help.

Dope.

2 hours ago, Frank said:

Basil, the spirit and culture of this site has always been to encourage any new punters who show the slightest potential. Little RK is a good example. A man of intellect with a talent for mime and crayons.. and exceptional timing. As far as I can see, you have absolutely nothing to offer. You’re an idiot. If you somehow survive this weekend, I’ll come down on you like a tonne of bricks on Monday. 

I should imagine young Baz is shitting bricks, with this threat hanging over him. Get real Frank, you feeble cunt.