Witheredscrote

11 hours ago, Wolfie said:

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Reported naturally, and expect a parcel in the post.

2 hours ago, Eddie said:

God knows I love you withers, there is something magical about this time of year, I rejoice in the thought of you old and poor, gets the old chap twitching, know what I mean? 

@Eddie, yes I know exactly what you mean, and the fact that Frank 'likes' it makes me feel physically sick.  Ebony & Ivory, your arses.

28 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

You, just can't stop, following and trolling, people, can you, you insecure, comma-clumsy, weirdo, troll?

Oh for fuck sake leave him alone. At least he is a 'one liner', unlike fucking Child.  I'm old, and haven't got the time, or ability, to read protracted bollocks.

Fuck off @Eddie

On 19/12/2023 at 08:48, Penny Farthing said:

I was there .. Jesus loves you.

I'm pleased for him, as no other cunt does.

4 hours ago, and said:

 

Credit where it's due, Frank is 'the best on here'.

Now I'm sure you're are a stupid cunt.

On 18/12/2023 at 15:17, Decimus said:

You've literally ruined this site for everyone. 

Everyone? I will make up my own mind thank you, but for what it's worth, I think he is an absolute cunt.  

5 hours ago, Frank said:

Irish fucking whore.

 

@Frank, a Christmas video please. If it's good, Eddie and I will suck your cock.

On 15/12/2023 at 20:44, Decimus said:

Don't hold your breath. Like Pen he was here for the first one, and despite my fervent wishes and the best efforts of cancer, the misanthropic old cunt will be here for the last.

@Decimus, I'm truly moved. Are you available to do my eulogy at Poitiers Crematorium 11th January @ 11:30am. Though I must admit you are my 2nd choice. I have approached Eddie, but he said he will be taking a shit then.

3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

 

 

THAT'S WHY I SAY FUCK GREAT BRITAIN I WOULD NEVER FIGHT FOR THIS FUCKING SHIT HOLE.  AND FUCK ANYBODY WHO SAYS DIFFERENT. 

I am pretty damn sure this is about as far as you will go, squawking like a feeble little schoolgirl. If you are so pissed off with the country you reside in, then fuck off somewhere else, you soppy, over privileged cunt. I hear Syria is good this time of year. 

7 hours ago, Eddie said:

Withers you bankrupt old poof, I recon you would lick my balls for 1 euro and half a stale baguette, lol 

Apparently you are now an ethnic. So fuck off you ethnic.

3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Ed’s purple. Fuck off.

No, just his bellend. It looks like a Victoria plum, but doesn't taste as good. Well that's what Decimus says.

On 16/12/2023 at 00:42, Dyslexic cnut said:

All the self respecting spooks from the Caribbean I worked with used to mock us honkies for licking the poonani, they said that no ethnic would ever do that as it’s ’wrong, dirty and ain’t masculine…boy.’ Explain yourself.

Misspelling of Eddie. Reported.

49 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Bill you toothy old villain, stick a tree in the back of the 2014 M4 and pop in round tomorrow would you pal?  I can’t be arsed getting up in the loft to get the old Argos silver tree down. 

@King Billy, and whilst you're at it, take a pair of enormous black buttocks as well, to fill his jeans. 

@Eddie, Merry Christmas, you gluteus maximus challenged freak. Ho ho ho.

1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

You always have been a grammatically inept yokel, Pen, you idiotic cockswinging hillbilly.

She really gets under your skin, doesn't she.

Twerp.

10 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

While you might slowly be tapping into the more tolerant side of Eric and Decs, from my perspective I hope you choke on the corned beef sandwich before tackling your sauages and chips. God willing I'll no longer login after a few days absence and suffer post after post after post of your appallingly pointless, verbose, c-grade diarrhoea. 

That's a pity. I'll miss you.

Dope.

19 hours ago, Frank said:

So extra.  

It's nearly the final hurrah for me. Sitting in this armchair, nurses asking whether I'm comfortable, every five fucking minutes. My cannula keeps blocking,  my mask keeps filling with mucus, and my stoma has just split.  It's the thought of you visiting that stops me throwing myself out the window..  

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

With a name like yours you should know. By the way, howz ya father? Seriously, on a more drab note, can you believe this fucking poultice? It has more fucking Acts than a Christmas Panto. The Indian brown termite is Prince Charming and fucking Gove is one of the ugly sisters. As for Cinderella, take ya pick, Truss, Mone, the fuckable Corrie barmaid or good old that fucking tart and cry baby Nadine. There's a couple of black Cinderella wannabes out there but I don't fink the kiddies are ready for that. 

What is this bollocks. So bad that even Frank can't be bothered to insult you.

22 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Withers, you French worm. I'm on the Keto diet (low carbs) and after a lovely brunch of Eggs and smoked Duck breast I've been thinking about making some extra cash for Christmas. Did you know Goose was the preferred meat until we copied the Americans and started eating overpriced dry, coarse Turkey? What with you claiming to have/keep Geese, how about I rent a van and collect some and sell them at Portobello market? The rich cunt locals will pay a good price for some 'Withers organic Normandy Goose'. Of course, I'll send you 50% after they've been sold, what do you think? We could make some serious money old chap.

 

I think I will give it a miss. My old Dad advised me never to do business with a chocco. Eddie once offered me a set of Ford Granada  mud flaps. It turned out that they were his kids. 

9 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I got half a lamb for fuck all from a friend of mine three months ago, who has about 20acres of grassland around his gaff up in Yorkshire. He allows the local farmer to let them graze there, organically for free so he gets four lambs each year, for free thrown in as part of the deal. He’s a great lad but he’s just starting his final lap with chemo, poor bloke had only retired a year and found out he had advanced bone cancer. We’ve sort of looked after him a bit these past few years and he sent half a lamb down to me and her as a ‘thank-you.’ I was grateful but it looks like the farmer had done the butchering with a blunt axe while the lamb was still lively. There were bits of ears attached to ribs attached to hooves. Anyway, I digress. Cooked correctly I can honestly say it was the most delicious lamb I have ever tasted…utterly fantastic. So much so that a little bit of me is glad that he’s dying.

You sentimental cunt. If I were you, I'd be bloody annoyed that my supply of free meat was about to finish.

On 04/12/2023 at 19:52, Eddie said:

Hardly a great white but a five foot black tip filmed on a iPhone still gets the blood pumping…

https://streamable.com/dq555q

Just a pity it wasn't from your jugular, you black cunt.

53 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

and they fucking smell awful.

but not of stale lager and chip fat.

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

Tinned prunes for a big shit. 

Well it's pretty obvious to me that you are a lover of all things Frank, so why buy prunes?  Just thinking about the cunt gives me a massive clear out.

3 hours ago, Decimus said:

The dog fucking is his main personality trait, but he's also a Jew who supports the far right, so he's a total fucking idiot to boot.

Good luck with the molly binge, just make sure Gareth keeps tabs on you so you don't end up doing a Corrie McKeague. I've got my Christmas work party this week and have some acid and bugle lined up. If you're lucky I may log in and pen the next instalment of 'A Haunting in Norfolk' in-between lines. Perhaps you can do me a theme tune? A Dallas title music, Jungle remix would be appropriate.

You stupid cunt. Here's hoping you O D in the office shitter, and die with your Y Fronts filled with shit.

5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I honestly believe that it’s reached a point where white victims of black criminals will be shit scared of reporting what’s happened to them out of fear of being labelled a ‘far right troublemaker’. The police are shit scared of being labelled racist. The public know this and also know that the police will label them as racist rather than risk being accused of it themselves. 
 This leads to a simple inevitable conclusion. The indigenous white population have no protection from the law. And the immigrant and ethnic minorities have worked out that they have virtual immunity from it and are openly carrying weapons, doing as they please with impunity and revelling in their newly gifted position as our superiors.

 Fuck this fucking shitcunt of a country. I’d rather be French.

Well sorry Eric, but we don't want any more gun obsessed oiks. Nor do we need any shit stirring Paddy mongrels.  So you and Decimus can both go to Belgium, and bore each other to death (hopefully)

1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Withers, you well known grass. I'm livid, some cunt has grassed me up to the Police for dangerous driving or some shite on the M4. I've got a letter from Thames valley police cunts saying they've got dashcam footage of me, What kind of cunt would trawl through their dashcam footage to grass like that? It clearly wasn't you as you can only drive on the right side of the road and were too busy chasing your Geese with a string of onions up your arse anyways. I'll tell you what, if I catch the grass cunt(s), I'm going to kill them. 

I don't need this shit. 

And I can certainly do without it. I'm off.