Frank

I’m the best on here. Eat shit. lol, lol LOL

Consider yourself lucky that you’ve been ‘Franked’. I think this is only the second time I’ve acknowledged your existence in over eight years.

Neil what do you know about open hands and pressure point fighting? I might be thin, but you’ll know all about it when I kick you in the fucking ear.

Neil, congratulations.. after umpteen years wedged in the corner of your grey lava DFS, you’ve genuinely gone on holiday. Feel free to tell us again and again and again. Stupid fucking cunt.

You piece of shit. You’ve be hanging on for almost 5 years waiting for another ‘walnut’. Fuck you.

You’ll eat your words when you see this.

Whilst the majority of the board choose to tolerate Wiz, much like they tolerated MikFuckingD, I’ve decided it’s time to get shot of the idiot. I’ve adapted the lyrics to The Gap Band’s ‘Oops Upside Your Head’. A 4K video on my new old Fender Rhodes will follow.

I certainly wouldn’t bother with all of this if it wasn’t for you and some of the other odd cunts on here. We need you, Pen.

I found it almost impossible running just the one account. I use Punkape as light relief when Frank struggles to articulate. Bubba when I’m drunk.

I can honestly say that although you often make me cringe, you’ve never once made me laugh. Not now, not ever.. never.

Are you coming down for brekkie, or shall I bring it up?

Apart from arriving at Stansted at least 9 hours before your scheduled flight, what’s got you into such a state?

I’m desperately looking forward to our ‘meeting’ at Arrivals on Wednesday. In all likelihood, there’s more chance of Eric turning up at Clerkenwell Design Week in a tutu, than you getting a bit tasty in Terminal 1. Stupid fucking cunt.

Babbling bollocks. If you insist on using a proxy during your make-believe overseas trips, at least add a little humour. Garrulous fucking bore. Wanker.

Easy, I only wanted to say hi! Rattled little wanker. You’re not particurly quick to reply either.. when it suits you. Why wait to respond until you’re either at the gate or on the plane?

You’re worse than Alf at this travelling lark. I can imagine some lonely obsessed forum cunt-blocker trying to save a few quid on hotels by camping overnight at Weatherspoons airside, but no one goes from Norwich to Stansted via London. FR 1832 to Naples departs at 0700. I’m also on an early morning flight from Stansted this morning. Hang around for an hour and you can prove me wrong.

Can you believe it!?

Did you know that our Decs writes for a well-established bi-monthly journal?

How’s it feel being up there on the leaderboard, Pen? Apparently, wiz might have mentioned that he doesn’t care much for it.

Shut up you senile potheaded ponce. What’s cooking, Alf?

Fucking right. I’m the best on here.

You might be ranked up there with the best of us, but no one apart from the usual morons are blocking fellow members. That aside, none of your recent posts sit well with me at all. Leave the site.

Not only is your post to like ratio the weakest here, l think I might have just witnessed the most insecure episode from any cunt, anywhere.

I’m back. https://youtu.be/vZDFwsW-jus

Little Ed doesn’t know any better. However, he’s to the point and understood by the majority. Your flowery fantastical bollocks is lost on all and sundry. Stupid fucking humourless cunt.