Frank

I'm just tuning up for Frankie goes to Ollywood, with a plastic bag on my head and a pair of maracas, and I honestly don't think I'll get through it.

True.

I do enjoy the occasional puff on a penis. After all, I am all woman. It's Mr K who provides the visual entertainment.

I'll split your pooper open.

Withers I'm driving south tomorrow down to Avignon. Let's meet for drinks!

I've been looking through olly's history and his like/post ratio simply doesn't equate. I do recall him complaining to admin when the system crashed shortly after they abolished the leaderboard last year. Several members like count was set to zero and poor Proper had to guesstimate the numbers.

Alright Alfie we get it.. you're playing the game. Fucking big baby.

Right.

I threw the wig out in disgust at my last ban, and I'm awaiting the phone holding things with suction pads for 'drivetime'. I could knock something up on the guitar if you give me a cue...

Just plain awful.

Good idea, Alf.. let's take some time out. After witnessing Ollybore's 'Grenfell' during the early hours of this morning, I think we've all learnt a lesson today.

Alf you're a grown man and little punk has once again put you in a spin. When are you going to learn?

Sshhhhh Ming. Alf will see this one through without an intervening manchild.

No.

Crop rotation?

I'm not overly keen. Once again.. sorry.

You're upset. I'm sorry.

It's understandable that you've taken some time out before responding to this unwarranted and, quite frankly, nasty fucking business, Olly. However, rummaging deep into the archives looking for some shit to throw back at the weasel is not going to help your cause. Decimus has simply repeated, albeit somewhat more eloquently, what I've been trying to tell you for years. You are rubbish in every respect.

She's quite pretty really. Nice girl.

It's alright ming, I once told the membership I owned a boat. This made up bullshit of yours will be forgotten by the weekend.

If I went by every story I'm told at any given time, then nonchantly reeled them off to any old cunt online, it wouldn't be unreasonable for people to consider me a dunce. What was his name?

I was politely asking for clarification, nothing more. If little Ming was outside playing games in 1974, he must be at least in his late 40's early 50's. I thought I was dealing with a minor.

Sounds slightly fabricated to me. What year was this?

Not sure? Hmmm. Idiot.

I think I'm falling in love with you, Bill.