Frank

I think so. Adorable though, eh?

I'm in the French Alps, Wiz. Lyon for lunch and then west to Bordeaux. This Merak is stunning. What a great life.

It's been a while since I've witnessed a near nothing be reduced to an absolute nothing. Fuck off forever.

This doesn't flow as well as it could have. Think about it.

Wiz, if I didn't happen to be drunk on the Stansted Express, I would fucking destroy you over this shit.

Gyps I've just read through my last several posts, and to be frank, I'm fucking disgusted with myself. LukeFuckingSwarm went top of the pops and I've been desperately trying to indulge idiots bill and bubble for cheap likes.

Wonderful. I'm in Milan on Wednesday collecting another.. a '74 Merak. I'll do you a vid.

Show some resilience you awful dunce. You're dying here.

Drew, firstly.. shut up. Secondly.. shut the fuck up. Gyppo is a thick and miserable common little fuck devoid of any charm or humour. She's got an old bamboo elasticated Pilates fanny and she's a stupid fucking cunt.

I'm sorry gyppo. I've never liked you. Cunt.

.. and stupid fucking cunt.

I'd gob a greeny right in your one eye.

I struggle to comprehend the plain awfulness of the thick fucking regulars, let alone donner and chips.

You stupid fucking cunt.

How are you getting on dude?

Oh come on gyppo you empty-headed stinky bastard. Give me something to work with!

Don't upset your dopey little self, stinker. It's only me.

luke fucking swarm is there for a reason -

We haven't really met Donner, but I think I'm going to like you.. a lot. There's a load of shitty dead wood on this site, with the worst offenders listed on my bucket o spastics. Have you seen the video?

Tata.. look, I'm just looking for a little light entertainment on here this evening. You and the sea of shit that spews out of your fucking student gob could bring this site to its knees.

Disappointing. Lightly smoked salmon fillets with broccoli and chilli, overcooked by Mrs K in the Aga. Dry and too salty and fucking shit.

You're scared of me Luke.

You shallow piece of shit.. having to drag poor gyppo into this to have a dig at poor old Frank.

I sometimes forget which I.D I'm posting under.

Tot I've decided that you don't really cut it on here anymore. If Ollyboro's comeback attempt was ridiculed within a matter of days, why should we treat you any differently? You always seem to miss the mark, you talk in riddles, and I won't fucking stand for it.