Frank

What are you trying to say?

What?

Reported.

Fuck me this is diabolical.

You’ve been warned. Settle down. Idiot.

It was a gamble. I did the racist cunt recently over on the Ronnie O’Sullivan thread and thought he seemed weak these past few days. I simply can’t stand him.

Eric might want to retract his like once he’s read the facts on the death of poor caucasian Sonny Stephenson. What a fucking idiot you are, olly.

You’re right, as a solo act you’ve lost the momentum. I doubt you’ll be around this time next year.

If you take into account the horrific murder of poor Mr Pomeroy, would you consider it an eye for an eye?

The dope-headed old cunt has been through more avatars over the past 5 years than likes awarded. In fact, I’ve just noticed he’s only 0.4% above freak show wiz.

What’s your take on that poor 14 year old lad knocked off his moped and stabbed to death? I just wonder.

Alf who are you trying to kid? You struggle with the number of letters available in a username, make no less than four alterations to your ludicrous take on Brexit this morning, then expect us to take you seriously. You’re a fucking thick retired seaside dwelling spark. Know your place.

Neat.

You’re so up to speed on all this bollocks, proper, you must have made a mint on the forex. Stupid fucking cunt.

I wouldn’t mind a sneak peek.

Alf I like you a lot.. we have very similar tastes in many things. Almost like brothers. The only slight difference between us is that I don’t exist. You've made yourself look really stupid this morning, and that doesn’t sit well with me.

Come on Alf, you’re not really qualified for this kind of shit. Wind your neck in and shut your fucking mouth. You have no clue.

https://mobile.twitter.com/GoddardWinston/status/1082203880010719232

Aug 2011.. Dead-dadded.

I’m going for a Turkish on Old Street. Fuck you.

Your post to like ratio is extraordinary. You really are great value and I firmly believe that you’ve singlehandedly turned this place around. What words of encouragement could you offer our wiz?

I’m flicking through my old Keith Floyd book.. ‘Floyd’s Great Curries’ looking at his Squid and Prawns in Turmeric Gravy recipe. The book assumes one will be cooking for 4. I don’t like wastage, alf, and as it’s only me, do I simply divide all the ingredients by a third?

Alfie what on earth is going on? You’ve been vying for my attention since New Years Eve. What is it man?