It's not the first time the puffed-up poof has snookered himself. His next post will be so outrageously offensive, it forces an instant ban and preserves his superior self and 'top dog' status. It's what I'd do.
Jackie, I'm lying in bed watching Rick Stein in Lisbon on the BBC iplayer. Do you know how to turn off the cunt in the corner doing sign language for spackers?
Withers you illiterate backward fucking joker, I'll be in la Garonne on Monday. Will you and mrs W be available if I do a quick pit stop to bang your arses?
The void period between Christmas and New Year has by far the highest suicide rate. Can you give me one good reason why you should put yourself through another year of this shit?