Bubba C

Watch your fucking mouth, you rancid old whore.

I don’t think it matters. They’ll probably be holding candlelit vigils until they find that dopey cunt of a pilot.

Finchy was modelled on Ding; wannabe lad, but ultimately a fucking sweaty, greasy disgrace. I detest all sweaty socks with a passion, except Baws (I know he’s watching). Their stupidity is truly astounding. Whilst I don’t really rate Rodgers as a manager, having lucked it with a decent striker (Suarez) to almost winning the PL, he’s not done enough to warrant super manager status for the reasons you’ve already stated. Probably why he’s at Leicester and never linked to a big club.

I can’t remember it, save for knowing it was awful. It should’ve been left after I’m Alan Partridge, an unbelievably funny series; and in my eyes, quite a lot of inspiration of the David Brent character.

I hope this is a joke. It was worse than dog shit. By coincidence, I’ve been watching classic Partridge recently, and if his new show passes as comedy - then we’re all fucked.

Hitler, allegedly. Rumours can be confirmed if you go to the Albert Hall.

Rubbish.

A picture of you, a shower hose, a bottle of champagne and ‘censored’ sticker, right?

#gutted

I’m sure there was something far more sinister afoot.

This hideous little poof deserves time behind bars, but without being buggered, which was probably part of his ‘plan’. On the Gareth Thomas affair - that was all very odd. If I was an ex-rugby player, getting sparked out by a 16 year old would’ve had me laying low until I could show my face again. Pair of messed up, attention-seeking, dirty fucking shirters. Fuck off.

Jesus fucking Christ. What is this utter fucking shit? Congratulations @Wizardsleeve for running away with the best post on this dog shit nom.

Knife wounds.

Mike’s got a wife?

Ding?

It’s probably autocorrected from “flesh light “, which it carries around if it’s gigantic, swinging hairy cock and balls need some relief. Good evening, Oggy.

You may be the only cunt who truly knows me, Eric. What do you think about that?

Wiz?

Oh dear. Do you think that the reason the young bucks keep getting promoted above you is that you’re just simply shit at everything?

Have you ever thought of doing the decent thing and just fucking off, you utter, fucking, stupid, fucking pointless, fucking mong. Die.

To quote a well known phrase, “would you like to suck my dick?”

Is he a shirter? He looks proper suspect.

Sorry.

2 fat, hairy-chested disgusting specimens of humanity together in matrimony, sheer poetry.

I think I already know the answer; but do you have absolutely no shame?