Bubba C

Cheers, Frank.

He's made you look a right cunt there with that like, Bill. Are you okay?

Ding is on my like list. The 'people I would like to see dead', list.

Don't encourage him, Mike. He called you a prick.

All art is subjective, Ape, but I concur, it's utter fucking bollocks and only students and cunts like it. Good nom. A limerick on the other hand, well, they're hilarious. I was having good fun on a thread that had evolved into a limerick laden cunting-fest before I got chucked in the cooler.

You're right, that MikeD prick is too much, isn't he?

Fuck off

Jesus, fucking, Christ. You truly are the worlds most pathetic cunt, aren't you?

Apologies, Neil, you'll have to excuse the man-child, he's trying to get noticed. Whilst I do agree with the idea of your nom, maybe it would have been better if you'd not been imitating a lobotomised orangutan when you wrote it? I read an article earlier 'top April Fool pranks'. Number 1 was 'put Vaseline on door handles making them hard to grip'. Crazy cunts. Um, to show there's no hard feelings, big bouncy tits. Okay?

You've got her, Snatch. No mercy. Head shots. Gut shots. Growler shots. Whatever it takes. Eubank Snr is a cunt.

Tell that to Bawsy, the joke-stealing swine.....

Brilliant work, Drew. I thought I'd go to the trouble of explaining my joke for you as someone who resides in a shitty flat-pack home can not be of sound and intelligent mind?

Is that so you can get up on your roof and admire the view that pedestrians enjoy at eye level?

Without doubt, completely fucking boring.

What the fuck is this shit?

Confusing, definitely, Bill. But I'm pretty sure it's old gash, not old cock, for all to see.

Tough one, Gyps. I'd put myself forward, except I'm far too entertaining. Sometimes, it's a curse. Besides, I've heard the pay is shit.

April fool. You're a boring cunt, not a stupid one.

We have discussed this, and you decided that you were being a complete fucking gimp, remember? Now fuck off, Bill.

Fuck off

Nope. Still just boring cunts.

Fuck off, Quincy, you stupid cunt

Nice try on the April fools, Bill, but he will see right through your compliments. He's not that fucking stupid, is he? Bland maybe, but surely a more astute cunt has never frequented the corner?

Ah, you got me. Joke's on you though, my meeting is at the Port Talbot social club. Shall we call it a draw?

Fuck, Eddie, you conniving cunt, I hope I haven't fucked up your plan? Hopefully he won't have read my post, he's probably too busy with his 'job', whatever the fuck one of those is? Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to catch a bus to my Unite meeting at the job centre in Port Talbot. Don't cry for me, I'm already dead. Bonne chance, Edders, I've always liked you.