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The Beast

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  1. I don't think it has been dead. Different, yes. Not to your liking, obviously.
  2. https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/1c2004e7-a2c8-48d3-9aa2-0ad69bd0c40b
  3. Fuck rap music and all who listen to the shit.
  4. Yes, one can in effect OD on water (or excess of beer.) Sodium levels drop and resulting complications can be fatal. Medically known as hyponatremia.
  5. I'm not big on retribution and I don't always demand claret and teeth, but Barry Bumhell and his ilk may perhaps be less willing to be deviant if there was severe punishment for this sort of activity. Paedophiles are beyond rehabilitation, so if convicted, I think in this instance, the death penalty would make sense. Ted Heath was a bender.
  6. Watching or reading the news is akin to listening to a politician. What they say is not as important as what they don't say.
  7. Funny how the establishment was willing to tackle institutionalised racism, but seems to be less coordinated at investigating institutionalised paedophilia. More smoke and mirrors coming at all good news outlets near you soon.
  8. Unfortunately, because the part in which I resided is now part of that open sewer called North London.
  9. I'm a Middlesex Republican and I no longer exist.
  10. I'm an English Republican and I'll make no apologies.
  11. I couldn't imagine Niki Lauda either. I think the last time Liz Taylor had a bit of nip and tuck he was straight on the blower thanking her for his new set of ears.
  12. I'm an Irish Republican and I'll make no apologies.
  13. I saw this as a news item on the net. I found them most amusing. The comedic value will be lost by accusations of racism, which is a shame. If they were piss takes of our average Oxbridge white male criminal politician, nobody would have given a shit.
  14. You are accurate about moslems being in the UK due to a very lax immigration policy for many years and EU immigration being a separate issue. However, with Turkey doing its best to join the club, soon the issues will merge. We are told it will be many years before they are allowed to join. If you believe that yarn then you are having your pisser pulled. Another good reason for wanting to leave in my book. I have worked with Mauritians, Filipinos and Indians for over 28 years and they will tell you the moslem communities in their countries are a source of conflict. Many of them voted to leave the EU because they are not stupid and foresee Turkey joining soon and with it many more moslems having the right to reside in the UK plc. I don't have time for the Islamic ideology and I find it deeply offensive to be referred to as a non-muslim, which, to me, implies that the default position is to be a moslem. I am not a non anything. I am a cunt. A fucking proper one at that.
  15. Yes, quite. Anagram of Tony Blair MP = I'm Tory Plan B
  16. I see the brainbox mother has started an online petition to get the punishment for the culprit increased.
  17. I don't believe the EU is capable of reforming. It has never shown any hint it wants to reform. Expansion and control are its modus operandi. As a lifelong UK plc resident, it is difficult enough to keep up with the venal dealings of the elected and appointed shitbags we have in both houses of parliament. Another lavishly funded layer of criminals, some non-elected, is not what I want or need. However, as discussed previously, I think the uber rich will get what they want from the judiciary and the sensible people who voted out will be fucked over. We will be locked into a rich man's club in Europe, a club that is on a destination to failure, through currency meltdown and a total unwillingness to act upon constructive criticism.
  18. I am no fan of benders, but the way the old bill fucked up on this one is of importance to all.
  19. Your ban was lenient. Great. Now instead of Jessie's diets from The Fast Show, we have Punkapes diets on The Corner. "This week I will mostly be eating .......PUFFS"
  20. I am not suggesting any child deserves such treatment either. Just pointing out some facts the media omitted.
  21. I read about this story a while back, on MSN news. Not being judgemental, the mother was knocked up at 17 for her first child, I just love supporting other cunts inability to keep their cracks shut, then within hours of this traumatic event, the dopey cunt was all over face book blabbing about it. Looking at her photo she looks like a plastic doll.
  22. Surgeons are generally arrogant, not all, but many are. It is such a competitive trade to get to the top, it takes a certain type to get to there, particularly in a specialism where the numbers of consultants are small. Having said that, good manners cost fuck all.
  23. I can't believe any wanker would vote for any cause related to this lying sack of shit. He really needs to be held to account for his previous actions, rather than be at liberty to show the effrontery to seek political office. Cunt.
  24. Mrs Beast has always insisted she prefers 9 inches to 22.86 centimetres. I tell her I am a human not a fucking centaur.
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