ratcum
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From now until Easter is always a wonderful time of the year for me. Toffs die on skiing holidays or in some cases are eaten by large mammals. This adds to those abused by schoolmasters at their fee paying schools, or paralysed after falling off their otherwise pointless horses. Rat -
...probably
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My Aunty Vi had a prolapse just before going out a fancy dress party CB. "Fuck it Rat", she said. "I'll shove it in people's faces and tell 'em I've come as The Fly."
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"I double teamed your nan" is just one of the cards I would introduce CB
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I heard Parker's agent always has a starving horse on standby, in case the revolting earwig is taken ill CB. All that's required then, is to parboil dobbin's face for a few minutes and he's good to go. Rat
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God bless you Jewdy. There's not many that'd be so honourable.
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you've got class Gypo
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I hear you old chum. Mind you, it's a bit like fox hunting; I don't really give a rat's arse about the foxes but hate the toffs chasing them with a passion.
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what's going on Jewdy? Who is this Johhnie come lately MC cunt anyway?
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presumably to the sound of Joy Division? Have you noticed CB, how the spellcheck struggles with Ghislaine but has no problem with 'degenerate, cock-repelling yid whore' ?
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you're fucked up Eddie
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I think we smoked the old slag Stub, but kept the prolapse in a pickling jar.
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GHISLAINE MAXWELL GUILTY. I want to see the degenerate earwig suffer soooooo much. Right now I'm actually too excited and hungover to come up with suitable tortures. Rabbis and voracious sex-maggots will no doubt feature. Rat
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@ratcum? sniff my nan's prolapse
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@ratcum? You turbut gulch
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Today we remember those who didn't come back
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I may not be fighting in the front line Deco, but neither did the Einsatzgruppen
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you're not a stream of bat's piss either Killer
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My Aunty Vi shot her own adrenal glands off Authoritah. She was strangely calm after it.
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Black livers matter CB. ..or at least to the British Transplant Service
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You're right Dylsexic and it really gets my goat
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there's a pestilence on this land Goobs. Greta Thunberg refusing to do Playboy, necrophiliacs refusing to boff Thatcher.
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wise words WC. Women seem to be complaining about everything, why they've even got their own cancers now. Ovarian this and cervix that. Lump here and piss tube there. Honestly, they're starting to be a bit of a bother
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I can't profess to know the cunt CB, but I respect your measure of a man's worth. A pox on his skanky arse and muslims rape his dog
