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my Aunty Vi use to say: "Rat, give me a Goblin Teasmade and a packet of Swan Vestas; I'll show the fuckers" Then I had to get the truss out

you're not worthy of speaking his name, you sub-creature

is that the James Dean 'I'm basically shit but my death will boost my career" plan? Also used by Elvis and Kurt Cobain?

Frank started on here as a mildly amusing caricature. Then he became a caricature of that caricature. Finally, he became a cunt.

give me Maria Schneider and that plate of butter and I'll show you a fuckin record

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top man CB! Work has been monstrously busy and Frau Rat has had her brakes relined. In addition to that, and don't laugh, I'm in training for a sporting challenge. good to see some of the old guard, but disappointed none of you have got rid of that Greek dog. He's about as useful as an over 60s club in Aberfan.

can I had 6 million names to this list?

did you have a good Christmas Jewdy?

that would explain all the herrings..

this is about me sleeping with Eric isn't it?

you're more washed-up than a Chinese cockle picker Frank

not again! Listen monkey butt, It's a matter of supreme indifference to me whether anyone thinks my posts are funny or not. Verbal replies, as opposed to those trite 'likes' are reward enough. So thank you for yours

I see the Orimprics are going well but where fruck is Galee Rinekler?

it certainly seems that just about every fucker: a) was abused as a child b) is totally mental now As a result of the media saturation of this (and the holocaust of course), I feel like a minority.

I understand that Johansson describes herself as jewish

all this BLM shite has hit the sales of wetsuits Authoritah.

I too have spurned this carnival of injury fakery and single figure IQs Stub. Participants and their pie gorging proselytes should be destroyed, like the unwanted dogs they are.

that avatar Deco.. talk about stereotypes!

it's a violation of all that we hold holy CB

things used to be so simple Jewdy. Nowadays it's isn't always clear who the enemy is. I will however, always enjoy the cordial loathing we have for one another.

at the syphilis clinic?

An israeli and an American walk into a bar. The israeli shoots the Palestinian barman. As he lies dying, the barman says to the Israeli, "you'll pay for that". Smiling and turning to the American, the israeli says, "No I won't, but he will"

Come on then you old git, where have you been?

and the rival footie fans