ratcum
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I used to have no time for this kunta, but recently he's started touching on matters close to my heart. Well done fella.
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My Uncle Ron told me about the time he slept with Lena Zavaroni Stub.
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I think it's time we got it on Authoritah. Jewdy no longer satisfies me
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Turkey Smiles Adverts and the cunts doing the surgery.
ratcum replied to Penny Farthing's topic in The Corner
They tried to set fire to my mate's nose CB, the fuckin savages. I'd put limed sand under their foreskins, then play my old VHS copy of Tugboat Willy -
you can't say sparrows on here you lawless cunt
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History describes the violence following the ISC partition as horrific. For me, it provided decades of comedy gold not seen since the Amritsar Massacre of 1919.
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Slumdog Millionaire was a biopic
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He was a thick cunt. Fancy identifying a chimpanzee as a cheetah! I could have forgiven him calling the thing a bonobo, or George Floyd.
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Fuck I didn't know that. He looked a bit YMCA I guess
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I stopped watching them after 'Katie' from the OXO adds was replaced by that skank Linda Bellingham. What a fucking dog she was eh?
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a black pudding themed answer eh? Good one Authoritah
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I would have expected jewdy @judgetwi to have paid his respects by now. 🙄
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you vapid trout
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I did look for you in the small ads during my incarceration Splotto. This caught my eye in Nazi Camping and Caravan magazine: "Cunt requires similar to get stuck into some Qataris"
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you're no nearer catching me now than four years ago when I started
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I taught his sorry arse everything it knows
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rejoice in your simplicity old friend. Binary fission instead of actual sex is a bit of a fucker though.
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You've got a good thing going here Deco. Arbeit Macht Fries in fact. Well done. Rat
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get the fuck off my thread
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those Ukrainian orphanages don't blow themselves up Authoritah.
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Does he still believe in the holocaust Deco? The daft cunt.
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curses! Are you still selling black puddings as George Floyd action figures to unsuspecting tourists?
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I've been working as a chicken sexer. What have you been up to Grotto?
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of all the cunts on here, to be greeted by a sub-creature such as you CB!
