Eric Cuntman

I am forced to regularly watch Eastbenders and have noticed that Dyer is coming out with dialogue that no professional scriptwriter would possibly conceive of. Cockney rhyming slang is of course annoying anyway, but this self appreciating plastic hard cunt seems to be inventing his own. "Leave it aht you string" what the fuck is string supposed to mean? String of beads:- special needs perhaps. Anyway he comes out with this shit so frequently that I can only assume he joined up on the proviso that he is allowed to partly write his own dialogue and wear his own stupid fucking clothes. Tight shirts, waistcoats and winklepickers for fucks sake. The other night a female customer in his "boozah" requested a drink and he came out with the legend, " okey cokey treacle, let's get you a booze" (rub hands, shuffle feet). If any eastend landlord acted this way he would be dragged into an alleyway and soundly crowbarred by any former members of the ICF Who were present. Let's just stick to real actors following the scripts they are given and stop pandering to cunts like him who are only famous because they were in a couple of half decent hooligan films playing stereotype wankers.

Liza Goddard should have stuck to Skippy the bush kangaroo, or Bergerac.

When you put it like that, yes.

You are strange.

The last thing we need is him getting involved in anything apart from ballistics testing to discover the effects of recent developments in projectile design. The smug, grinning fucking pansy cunt. Maggie may have been a cunt in many ways but at least she had balls and to a certain extent had the yanks dance to her tune, she loved the SAS referred to them as " my boys", allegedly ringing up despotic foreign leaders and reminding them that they wouldn't want to be receiving a visit from her " boys". No doubt Blair viewed them as rather surly rough chaps and felt a bit squeamish visiting Hereford. The stupid little pussy.

My grandad was in the RFC since 1919 and stayed on when it changed to RAF and served throughout ww2 and into early 50's. He was aircraft tech, flight trained but refused combat for eyesight reasons. His fave to work on was the hurricane as repairing bullet holes was a lot quicker due to wood and stretched canvas construction. A lot of techs were disciplined for deliberate sniffing of what they called "dope" a quick drying resin applied to the canvas skin to harden and seal it. Possibly the birth of modern glue sniffing?

I once watched Bhowani junction and quite liked it. Brief encounter was shit.

Glad I only play darts then. Are you now going to tell me that holding 3 pricks in one hand is also gay? I've walked into this one haven't I.

Is football gay then? I thought that was ping-pong.

Absolutely

And I know this was lady P hacking ratcum to try and avoid looking a dunce after her last post.

For fucks sake pen, you know that only occurs when the four carbons are bunched in live vegetation leading to reduced photoreceptivity in oxygen rich environments!

Fucking hell! Graham was in my class at school and he was as thick as pigshit! If he had presented that as his science project rather than the "pass the metal loop over the bendy wire" contraption I'm sure he would have done better than "ungraded" in his CDT exam.

I'd vote for him purely on the basis that he is much less of a lying cuntbag than any real politician. And he once punched Piers Morgan so he is a role model to all of us.

I didn't until I watched a repeat of top gear on Dave.

You and I were both paying attention to Jeremy Clarkson weren't we? I'm tipping him as a future PM. When you look at Americas recent election it's not inconceivable.

And concentric knurling on the tyre beads and mating face of rim. They claim this is because in tests the car corners so fast that the tyres were coming off the rims, I imagine this is most handy when pulling maximum G on the mini roundabouts in Cheshire.

Makes sense to keep a set of imp' spanners and sockets for working on modern metric stuff, invariably some fucking baboon will have partly rounded off some nut or boltheads by being a lazy cunt and resorting to mole grips, then you will usually find an imperial size spanner will fit. And a 15/16 socket fits every steering wheel nut I have ever seen.

Or when asked where he had just returned from replies..."I attended a fundraising lunch for the waterfowl preservation society, lovely lunch,,duck I think".

The embarrassment factor is not the half of it! Costs an absolute fortune to have your passenger seat replaced with a gravity flushable commode!

Out of court settlements for the 350 or so individuals who Phil the Greek upsets every month.

Lord Elgin was quite keen on employing them though, not a popular man with the Hellenic contingent, much like myself.

Biggles swore by a sopwith camel.

What a prat ( and Whitney).

Don't care. My new line is doing nicely. Pokemon fun machetes, ages 4 to 14.