Eric Cuntman

Out of court settlements for the 350 or so individuals who Phil the Greek upsets every month.

Lord Elgin was quite keen on employing them though, not a popular man with the Hellenic contingent, much like myself.

Biggles swore by a sopwith camel.

What a prat ( and Whitney).

Don't care. My new line is doing nicely. Pokemon fun machetes, ages 4 to 14.

I keep seeing girls wearing pink or floral print Docs, what's next, My little pony knuckledusters?

Hmm, not so sure, maybe do away with inches but I would rather hang onto feet. If we got rid of those I would have to scrap my Doc Martens and CAT boots, and they cost a fortune now that they're made in Beijing by 11 year old orphans.

It's the new must have accessory for those cunts who bleat on about avoiding a proper gear stick and paying an extra £1500 quid to have flimsy Mickey Mouse ears superglued to their steering column instead.

Show you some really good porn and laugh as you attempt to spank off with a bandaged stump.

He hasn't gone anywhere Gyps. Sharpen your claws

And if, as you claim to, indeed have vast knowledge of this subject, you will be aware that the side effects of treatment heavily include a lot of tiredness and irregular sleep patterns, therefore I do have a fair amount of time to fill. I see Frank is still about to jerk you off every time you open your ignorant shit dispenser of a mouth, so it's not all bad for you is it. Ask him if it was cold in the ground this morning.

Not too many people I would wish a painful death to but I would snigger uncontrollably were Ant and Dec to fall off that rope bridge and get buggered to death by a disgruntled kangaroo whose brothers anus had been chomped by Vorderman as those 2 Tyneside goblins watched and giggled

I don't have a problem with Decs or Quincy either, they are adept intelligent sparring partners and I have had a few entertaining kickings at their hands, Bill is ok sometimes and a complete twat at others. There are 2 that are just hateful little shitcunts though, so fuck the pair of them.

You know I have PM.d you regarding the truth of the situation and you haven't bothered to acknowledge, I spend all my time with her as I am primary carer. And I spend maybe an hour or 2 posting on here per day. What do you think people in my situation do? Spend 24 hrs a day staring at their partner? I may stay logged on but I'm certainly not sat monitoring the whole time,as for name dropping , you are the worst and have taken the opportunity to slate me on virtually every thread, related to this or not. As I understand this site is a place where we bring to light things and people which annoy and confound us, then rip the piss out of each other to entertain and amuse. You on the other hand use it to be malicious and truly fucking vile. You are a very sad little boy. I made a mistake with a personal revelation and have learned from it. Why don't you try and learn something too, then you might grow up and be entertaining rather than the sick little hate filled cunt that you are now.

Dunno, but I think it's safe to assume that bubba will go back and snuggle up with Blodwyn, his favourite sheep for a while. He tends to go quiet when Frank isn't around to shove his hand up his arse and operate his brain.

Leave them, let people know what a sick, twisted, subhuman little fucking maggot he is.

The bloke in front of me at our local shop had one of those new fivers, when the cashier remarked that they were supposed to be indestructible, he promptly ripped in half in a pedantic act of machismo. He had to put all 6 litres of frosty jacks back on the shelf when she then refused to accept it. The fucking stupid piss soaked fucking twat.

I would hate to see what would happen to any of the 250.000 Nigerian parking enforcement officers working in London had they been stupid enough to slap a ticket on your faithful old Austin!

Night John boy, night grandpa.

And the PC brigade must have had the James Blunt one censored too. Where he sings "you're beautiful" via TVs and mirrors. Originally it included a big skinhead punching out a mirror in a public bog, after 2 showings that bit disappeared. Fucking hippies!

They ruined those ads by getting rid of the retard son "I found this lightbulb,it's gluten free".

You have class,I suspect that you may have once worked. For the diplomatic service as a protocol consultant.

Haven't visited the 5 points for a while either. Might dig out the DVD tomorrow.

Is that the one that goes "Oh you New Yorkers " same Scene that they dispense mixed dregs as a sort of alkies discount special?

Love that film, DD Lewis is a bit overrated as an actor though I think. Ham more than a pigs back leg. Gyps flying ability suggests superpowers. Career with Marvel franchise pending. Or perhaps DC really stands for Diddi Coy.