Eric Cuntman

And before you emphasise the "remaining" bit, some were decommissioned and not deployed. Go back to fucking sleep.

Yes that's why we still have them rusting in silos. Now who looks a thick cunt.

"Fucks sake batman, I thought you were going to save me some of that cornetto"

Send back to desert. Expend all remaining Cold War ICBM hardware. Apologise to cockroaches,scorpions for ruining their environment. Job done, nuff said.

Dinky toy sufficient

Unrelated topic but I am now being forced to watch I'm a celeb'. The next time those two Lilliputians from your city return home could you possibly murder them. Perhaps we could then replace them with Vic & Bob who are capable of generating laughs from people other than each other?

If he came round to my 'Ouse and expected me to vote remain..I should say, OI, APE, NOOO!

God she really was a runny nosed drip, and her singing "what's a girl to do" in every which way was truly cringeworthy .

Nah definitely kurava. It's a weird one, has loads of meanings depending on gender and context.

Those Latin cunts had a sense of humour.

It's Polish for "what the fuck you doing" worked with 30 odd Polish people and the first things they teach you are insults, profanities etc, I usually just spell polish words phonetically for simplicity's sake, if you get into an argument with a pole try this"patsowie miniere vidupa,huyu ya banny" which means kiss my arse you fucking dick. Or if it's polite "Jin Dobry" is a general greeting, "Speer dalai" is fuck off and to upset a polish woman "stara kurava" means old whore, "kurava" means different things depending on gender, polish men use it to denote surprise, ie "fuckin hell, look at that!

Speer dalai.

Sauta kurava robish?

I fucking knew you were a gladiator.

How shall we fuck off 'O lord? Now that's when he was funny.

She is a reanimated zombie prostitute and I am sure gongs scrotum would turn on him for the comparison

Is zal cleminson foreign for "gay parody of Cesar Romeros version of the joker"?

According to your new avatar your name is quote and the only thing you say is members, top arrow east. Bottom arrow south might be better.

If he had the entire thing would have been directed solely at the citizens of Maine and would have contained the word cockadoody at least once

Bugger. Any idea who did write it?

I actually just took the time to read Lady P's post of john Cleese' letter to America and it's fucking brilliant. Take the time to read it. As British citizens there is no part of it that will not ring true with you.

No but what he tried to do to me with his extra leg when I was a 10 year old audience member on cartoon time is still under investigation by Scotland Yard. On an unrelated subject, I have been trying to imagine what you look like in the flesh Pen, and I keep coming up with Lesley Joseph. Am I close??

Fitting problem, use empty karvol capsule.

Typo

And more to the point, how could you hit anyone when your ward attendants keep your arms strapped down to stop you masturbating and annoying the other patients?