Eric Cuntman

But it was the funniest.

Well said. Throw a stick 4 a dog and it retrieves it, throw it for a cat and it looks at you as if to say " if you wanted it why throw it away you stupid fucker?" I have both and the cats definitely rule the roost.

My cat could have your dog... It's a Bengal tiger.

Shouldn't have been hanging around there smoking the fags you nicked from spar.

Are you that bloke who's been moaning for the last 50 years because Ronnie Biggs playfully tapped you on the nut with a pick axe handle?

Time for your bed bath

Shipping forecast, Dogger Bank. Snigger snigger fnarr fnarr

Fucking hell how old are you ? I bet you have the ovaltinies on 78's, and all 3099 volumes of singalong a Max.

That was a very well thought out pun(jab)

My hair is irrelevant as it is permanently covered by a white hood.

Yes but was was sadly replaced by Jeremy pakiman

Hang on a minute, I have to go and put out my burning cross, I think it's set fire to my neighbours shed.

Wouldn't want to tread on kens toes, and if you continue this sluttish behaviour Mattel will replace you with a politically correct Islamic doll named Barbinder.

How do you know I isn't black you Tyneside bamber clart.

Perhaps my niece could set me up a smurf, I mean avatar. She already has an iPhone and it's better than this antique one that I've got.

I saw her while babysitting my niece, I said to my niece" look that lady only has one arm" she looked at me and replied " I know, and she can even read!" Considering she is only 6 she is funnier than half the cunts on here. Is there a junior version of this site that she could join?

How sweet

He's grooming gurt his new pooch

You're a little puppy

No point quimsy already has

Are you the little quincesses new girlfriend now that his regular squeeze has been cruelly taken from him? He won't respect you in the morning.

Have you been watching wrestle mania? The only thing you own is a subscription to big boys in leather magazine. Or was your above post a direct quote from your cellmate after you were imprisoned for stealing Barbie doll accessories from toys r us? Now run along before I swat you like the buzzy little gnat that you are.

Got to get back to princess Quincy now, apparently he owns me and I am in his power for all time.

Nein nein nein! Zis is outrageous! I voz a doctor of medicine! I helped ze sick!!

He probably restricted the production of the four carbons by use of bunching the tehmesophyll cells and retarding photosynthetic transfer. The daft cunt should have used the Calvin benson method