Eric Cuntman

Something for the weekend sir?

Fucking snarly little sour faced cunt witch needs its face slapped and sending to its room until it learns that just because an army of thick-as-shit, avant garde, middle class virtue signallers worship you, it doesn't mean you're right. ( edited.)

Fucking excellent Bill. I would have said that, if I'd thought of it.

'By order of the Spacky fookin Blinders!'

They'll need sharpening up then. Kill it. It's an idiot.

Why the fuck am I having to deal with this no-mark, small fry spastic? This is the kind of minnow that you and the other barracudas are supposed to deal with. Please see that it's completely destroyed by Tuesday. Thanks in advance.

No. This is an even stupider, more autistic wanker.

Have you googled "tiswas sitting duck for a deviant" ? I think you should. You really are making quite the cunt of yourself at this point.

He looked through the dustbins for something to eat he found a dead cat which he thought was a treat in his northern slum.

Did you fail 'Troll School? You're absolutely fucking shit at it. The only thing more tragic than your default avatar, is the solitary 'like' sitting next to it. Never address me directly again.

Look up wanker. checking the last minutes new posts could save you looking quite as much of a fucking idiot in future.

Type in : 'tiswas sitting duck for a deviant'. There's no footage but anecdotal evidence that it was shouted out by either Spike Milligan or Willie Rushton, both of whom were in the studio.

Look it up you lazy cunt. I'm not your mother.

On one episode of 'Tiswas', they featured some 12 year old girl doing gymnastics. At one point, she bent over backwards and put her hands on the floor... You can clearly hear a bloke at the back of the audience shout : "Sitting duck for a deviant!"

Were they celebrating wogmanay?

Did they play 'Road To Nowhere' by 'Shrunken Heads'?

If I said it, it's fucking true.

That was Johnny's parents in the visitors suite. They were very upset after he came out as a hairdresser.

It won't happen unless they rewrite it with Odette as the baddie.

She must've visited Johnny's 'salon' and asked for the facial.

Ugly fucking cunt. Looks like Phil Lynott and George Floyd had a baby. Go Sickle-Cell!

Bullshit. Never happened. You have your gwapenuts deep-fwied, dwipping with lard.

Don't forget the opportunities for white male actors. They will be exclusively allowed to portray misogynists, rapists, paedophiles and knock-kneed subservient cuckolds, smiling politely while their disinterested partner wets her nickers over the first black that swaggers into shot.

Looks like it. "guitars are really great, but difficult to play"

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