Eric Cuntman

I've never understood why we dignified the whole mess by calling it 'The Troubles'. Why not just call it 'The Stupidities'. A few square miles of deluded, sky fairy worshippers, shooting each other because... "moi feckin Jesus is better than your feckin Jesus!" What a pack of thick fucking wankers. We should send all the Muslims over there, take a big circular saw to the border, float it out to middle of the Atlantic and fucking nuke it.

Rattled... isn't it.

Of course you hate me. I'm everything that you, as a foreigner aspire to be. Dirty Welsh wrong'un.

Fuck off you dirty foreigner!

I always knew you were a wrong'un.

Really? You purposely engineer these situations by selectively banning 2 members for the same rule violations that have been committed by another member who you choose not to ban... and when the whole thing kicks off, you stand back and roll your eyes with incredulity. You fucking love this shit. You just won't admit it.

Abso-fuckin-lutely. When it comes to women that I'd like to fuck, I tend to adopt the same mindset as ordering steak in a restaurant. If it's black, send it back.

Ed, the reason you didn't make it onto the list is because you're black.

You seem very tense Johnny. I very much hope nothing is wrong. We all care for you. 🙏

It depends how much aftershave you drink I suppose. To be honest, I wouldn't recommend modern aftershave. I have a strong suspicion that 'Calvin Klein', 'Hugo Boss' and the like, have been drip-feeding the millennials with 'GAYNESS' drugs that have turned them into worthless mincing faggots. Try obtaining some 'Brut '33'. It will make you feel like you've just had your kidneys ruptured by Henry Cooper. Or just drink some 'Blue Stratos'... it makes you dribble and talk about penguins.

I probably still would now if I'm honest DC. I know there are a lot of cunts on here who like to pretend that they wouldn't fuck anything less than a glamour model... but let's be honest. Most straight men would pretty much fuck anything that let them. I know that when I'm on my deathbed, I won't be thinking... 'You know what, I wish that I'd had less sex...'

Helen Worth is a tortoise.

I've just had a thought... is @Ollyboro dead?

I love that mental cunt. I hope he does come back. 'YEEEE-HAAAAAWWW!!!'

Uncanny!!!! I was genuinely just typing out a post that said you and @Cap'n Cunt would also be on it if you fucking bothered logging in more than once every 2 months. I suppose I'll be getting it in the ear from Hokey Gingers and Piston next.

@Wolfie @Neil @Rev.. aplologies for not including your names in the previous list of senior members. It was purely down to me trying to 'knock one out in a hurry' (post)... calm down Neil.

I'll give you that one. I can accept that you misunderstood the context. I advised you to drop JSP a few days ago. If you'd listened, you would have avoided this omnishambles.

In the PM thread you just commented on.

Really? Five minutes ago he was trying to spin it that I'd taken his side against @Trucking Funt by misquoting a PM. But by all means, continue to humour the fucking idiot.

I know. I was trying to make a point. I forgot a lot.

Are you actually suggesting that you will remember @Roadkill's kindness and treat him favourably when you inevitably become the corner's 'Top Dog'? Unbelievable. RK. Drop this wanker. You're chaining yourself to a drowning spastic.

@Decimus @Ape™️ @Cuntybaws @King Billy @Roadkill @Stubby Pecker @Major Cunt @camberwell gypsy @Cunty BigBollox @Eric Cuntman @Frank @Witheredscrote @Dawn Chorus (long service) @Goober SENIORS Any other quality contributors have been omitted purely on the basis of infrequent appearances or are currently AWOL. Now. I've answered your question DC. Apart from Roadkill trying in vain to get through to you out of pure sympathy and probably pity.. which other 'senior guys' do you have in your corner?

Well... actually existing would be a good start.

As far as I know, all the 'senior guys' are already laughing their bollocks off at this cunt on the 2 group PM threads. Are there any 'senior guys' that haven't been included?

"Hello" fucking queer.