Eric Cuntman

Reported for spit-roasting Roops.

You're too fucking fond of bandwagons.

How are you off for tourniquet's, plasma packs, adrenaline, and antibiotics? Gotta keep those victims alive. Your mate Mick must be busy. I've just sent a Euopallet load to the Northern Territories.

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Have you been reading Stephen King's 'Under the Dome'?

Mary had a little lamb, she couldn't stop it grunting. She tied it to a farmers gate, and kicked it's little cunt in.

A darkie and a welsh bird in the N.P.G... I bet their security staff went to Defcon 4.

Easily adjudicated. Roops stands at one end of a corridor, Salty stands at the other end. We all stand in the middle and throw cricket and baseballs at them. Whoever dies first is the winner.

I've long been a fan of 'Weird Al Jankovic' I like cunts who are genuinely accomplished musicians, but just have fun with it.

Not mine I'm afraid Salt Flats. It's a lyric from 'Judge Dread' who was a big fat white English bloke, who made reggae music with hilariously filthy lyrics. Another one was; "Tell your sister to come down quick, and she can have a suck of my prick"

Auntie Vi!

The boy stood on the burning deck, to play a game of cricket. The ball rolled up his trouser leg, and stumped his middle wicket.

I've just cum.

'Found this cocksucker in a storm drain. Name fuckin spraypainted on him, burdocks all fuckin stuck to him. But I cleaned him all up, and now look at him.. That's one nice fuckin kitty right there!'

She's alright Fends. Did you see how she handled the Jewdy v Decs thing on the other thread? Virtuoso performance. If I got stranded on a desert island with her, the only reason she wouldn't be in charge, is because she couldn't beat me at fighting.

You know exactly what I mean. And you fucking know it. In the words of Bubbles.... 'He's decent'

No! Don't do that. I was mostly only joking. I don't want any of you getting coolered for leaderboard manipulation. I still feel guilty about @King Billy getting banned after I got pissed and asked him to give me all his likes. @Mrs Roops. Don't punish them. It was my fault. Cooler me if you have to. (Just don't take my likes)

Salty. He's alright really. He gets a lot of shit for being a colonial, but he doesn't lie down and take it. He's not stupendously thick either. I like him. I even said he could stay with me if he visits blighty. As long as he promises not to use my bathroom sink as an arse washer.

Thank fuck. A normal person. Have you seen what's been going on around here? I'm only fourth on the leaderboard, the cunts above me are there because I've been topping them up all week.. and what do I get? Fuck all, that's what. Bollocks to this. I might fuck off to 'is_acunt' and enslave those blind cunts with my one eye. Ungrateful cunts. Claim not to care about the leaderboard, but jealously defend their position once they're on it. Fuckery.

He was brilliant in Time Bandits, and The Man With Two Brains, and Hornblower.

Only if I couldn't see her face. Or any other bits.

Which part of 'be quiet' do you fail to understand. Don't make me speak to you again.

She won't be laughing as hard when she finds out you've eaten all her ice-cream.

I was sort of hoping it wouldn't be you.

'See you in Attica, dick.' (1 like awarded to the first cunt who gets the reference)