Eric Cuntman

"Ok?" Were you bullied at school?

You couldn't fucking make it up. Idiot.

Max and Paddy were a decentish comic creation. "listen pal.. carry on an' I'll do yer dentist a favour an' knock them bastads out for yer"

Yeah, Carrie Fisher.

Who the fuck is Nick Frost? Is that Simon Pegg's fat mate?

I could have trained him in the ways of the Sith. Darth Bert.

Albert hasn't been on for a while. Pity. He was getting the hang of it at last.

Oh. Can I have his ears?

I didn't think you'd mind. You involve yourself in every other fracas on here.

No? Hmmm. Interesting.

Aww. You're not the only one who can stir shit. Don't handle it well when you get a dose of your own, do you.

Have you tried 'Rodeo Sex'? When you're sunk to the plums, shout out another woman's name and see how long you can stay on.

I think it's illegal.

The facade is slipping. Pen?

Careful Ape. He has the mental agility of a Jaffa Cake. Virtually anything we say to him is technically, abusing the handicapped.

At least I'm not getting under your skin. Lol.

Could you at least attempt to not be completely and utterly fucking shit at this.

If you checked it would have been apparent that I generally become CC inactive on alternate Friday and Saturday nights. Maybe that's when.. Idiot. I take it you'll be fucking off to lick your wounds for another four weeks shortly. Odious little man-weasel. lol

Had a bit of darts practice earlier. Nice checkout, two treble twenties and bullseye. 183.

That kid at the top, is the little cunt who shot Buckwheat.

See me after school.

Jimmy Nail and Tim Healy aren't puffs.

@Roadkill, this'un telt us yee worra puff.. wot ya ganna dee aboorit?

'Jack Spratt could eat no fat His wife could eat no lean So Jack ignored her flabby cunt And licked her arsehole clean.'

What's your avatar? Is it Ainsley Harriet's cock?